Boss Rush

What's What's this wolf without any textures on it? >> Yeah, I got the same [laughter] textures either. >> I've got some wolf textures. Like the normal one's fine, but there's another wolf that is is odd. >> Just pink and black. >> Yeah. >> My god, I nearly looted an entire rogue set. I'm missing one piece. Does anyone want to be a rogue? >> The one piece? The hell of a rogue? Can I kill this legendary bird? I'm going to kill this legendary bird. >> Oh my god, Simon. Twins. I just found your sword. >> What? Oh my god. >> We could reroll the Oh my god. Do we gamber it? I kind of gambering it. >> I feel like we should g it. Mine's uncommon as well. >> Wait, is it minus luck? Mine's not minus luck, dude. You could just have this one. >> No, I reckon we should combine it just for the jokes. >> Just for the content. Like I think >> for the odds for the odds of like a [laughter] really good weapon versus two weapons that we're kind of like nah about, you know. >> No, I agree. >> Which is pretty good. But are we going to sleep or >> I'm deep in I'm deep looted. I'm trying to grab as much. >> You're deep in the [ __ ] balls. >> Deep in the >> Are you over near me, O? >> I think I'm semi near you. Yeah. >> Do you want to actually Wait, do you There was a house over here. Tons of leather. Do you want to come and loose it as well? Cuz you'll get your instance lever as well and then they'll be >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Is that clever? >> Oh my god. >> That might be Oh, there's a little baby here. >> I'm running back towards >> stone dust. We needed that, didn't we? >> Yeah, we like that. >> We're like that. >> Uh, one of these houses. >> Skeleton creeper. What the [ __ ] >> What about to [ __ ] Oh, it's about to [ __ ] die. I was thinking, but >> Oh, I found some snowshoes. Actually, I was praying. I was praying Dun would die. >> No, >> I'm level eight now. >> Little here. >> Infinity. Oh my god. I need to put that on the [ __ ] bow. >> Hell yeah. >> Shoots three arrows with infinity. That would be [ __ ] >> That's what you're talking about. He's tickling them. He's tickling them to death. >> The tickler. The tickler. >> Oh, I just killed Lazero. Oops. >> Wow. He was He was a zombie to be fair. >> That's kind of messed. Who's Lazaro by the way? >> What the [ __ ] is that over there? Is that a [ __ ] monument? An ocean. Oh yeah, it is. >> Yeah, I wouldn't village. That's That seems like bad times. >> Boom. And then I get the debuff [clears throat] and I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] shit." >> You got I need I need a white dive. You got a bone. >> Uh [ __ ] Let me just check my backpack. I do. I do have a bed. >> Oh, cool. Can we turn that into turn that into white dye? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm going to check it out. >> Oh, wait. Am I have I done this wrong? The bow into white dye. You're doing it all right. Danker dunker. >> I don't play Minecraft. >> Oh, you're doing great. Here you go. Right. Like a PP glider. >> I'm going to put this on your bow, Simon. >> PP glider. >> Oh, it's like a paper airplane. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, I can't remember exactly how it works, but I think if you hold this out, >> you should um >> infinity and I'll be shooting four arrows. >> Oh, >> there you go. If you right click it when you got when you got the glider out, you can pee glide. >> Oh, that's >> which means if we're traveling a long way, you can get to the top of a mountain, then just like jump off and glide. Oh, >> I love it. >> It's really neat. I do not have I've got like one putrid plank. [laughter] >> What the [ __ ] are you doing with that? I don't know why it's not >> I don't know either. What are you doing? >> I love me. Love me putrid log. >> Right. I've got your uh I've got your gliders. Let's go back. Let's go back to the gang. Let's meet up with the gang and then I think we go on. Or do you go you guys want to take the bits that are good from our base and come with us and come meet us? >> Oh, there's so much stuff here though. >> How much of it is good? >> I don't know. >> Okay. Do you want me to come? jump to cover sort. >> Yeah, I think that's the thing. It's like there's a lot of stuff and I'm like is any of this I want to I want to you know if there's anything good I can put on um >> I would say in general most of the enchant books are going to be not not not not relevant. >> Okay. >> Um Oh, dude, the glider is so good. I'm gliding down this river. Ozie, come join me. [laughter] >> Go to the top of the mountain and then just jump off. >> Go in. I'm covered. >> You make sure you right click the glider before you jump as well. Okay. >> We don't want a glider based incident. [laughter] >> Well, you'll give her the wrong kind of glider. [laughter] >> Have you glided onto the wrong kind of glittering? >> I've glittered on a gizzy. [laughter] >> Even your gizzies damn head. >> Shaking my gizzy. [laughter] Stone age is an insane advancement to get at this [laughter] stage. Two hours in and we're mining stone for the first time. It's crazy. Obviously hasn't had a pickaxe for most of this. I was mental. [laughter] >> I'm going for an epic legendary one. >> I've got one now. Yeah. I needed to. >> We should go back up the village and then glide it off of there. And that's how we travel far. That's what we should do. That'd be sick. >> There's a [ __ ] ghost. >> What [laughter] the [ __ ] >> That's scary. >> Why is there a ghost? You're going to die, Ozie. You're going to die. No, don't die. >> Why is he there, though? >> Right. I'm back at home. Hello, boys. Would you like your gliders? >> Yes, please. >> What's going on at Gorp Central? >> Um, Gorpin. >> Glo HQ. >> The um the thing. Oh, the sword thing. The weird sword. >> Yeah, I made you a glider though. Use a glider. Check this out. >> Shall I I'll chuck this to you. You combine that with the other one that you've got. >> My gamber. You actually want me to gamble them? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But Simon, wouldn't it be kind of more aura for you to just dual wield them like this? Oh, it's two-handed. You can't even dual wield them. >> No. >> Oh, that sucks. Okay, I'm gambbering. Wait, actually, no. No, wait. So, the uh reroll does actually matter on your luck. >> Right. >> I'm I'm going to equip as much luck as I can first. One sec. >> I got legendary fishing rod still. >> All the fishing rod. >> I've got a mythic. It's fine. And I've also got a necklace of luck. So I'm pretty lucked out. Okay. Praise. >> So it's guaranteed pretty much be better. >> It's basically guaranteed to be not common. If it rolls common, there's no way. There's just no way. It just statistically can't. >> Glidding is a joy. >> Okay. So I click the button. I'm going to put it down in my event. You ready? >> Beautiful. >> What'd you get? >> Holy [ __ ] Very. Was it [laughter] common? >> No. >> Well, it doesn't have minus luck on it. >> It's a common. [laughter] >> Didn't have minus luck. So, >> it's better. Technically, it's better. It's not as better as the one that I had. It's basically [laughter] just nerfed my one with your one. I've just rubbed your one a bit. [laughter] >> This is kind of [ __ ] up. >> I don't even want this. the vanilla bow. That's kind of pointless. >> Um, check this out. I also got a uh I got a villager hat. So now when we do villager trading, I get a big discount. >> I found a whoopy cushion, but I I think I ate it. >> Give it a cyber equipped it. Press shifters. >> Oh, press shift. Spam shift until until sticky keys comes up. [laughter] >> It working. >> Yes, I heard it. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> Let's get some glass bowls. We're so [ __ ] back. We're so [ __ ] back. We're [laughter] so [ __ ] back. [gasps] >> For [ __ ] sake. All right, I reckon I reckon we take the bits we want from this and we we go on an adventure. >> Okay, >> we go find some structures. Um, who got 32 [ __ ] obsidian? >> Oh, I found [ __ ] loads. Yeah, I found a bunch to put in there. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Do you want me to take Actually, I might be able to make some stack upgrades, you know? We might be able to actually have some stack upgrades to make our backpacks not as painful. >> I've still got an iron one. I [clears throat] should probably um >> Wait, your bag? Yeah, upgrade that using golden diamonds. Upgrade that right away. >> Okay. I don't have to take the [ __ ] out, do I? >> No, no, no, no, no. It's wood is not >> surrounding with the thing >> with the with the resource you want. Yeah, it's very cheap. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, we need copper really to actually make stack upgrades. But everyone grab some bits. Grab some bits from the chests and wham them in your backpacks. >> Okay, so Duncan, I have a full set of rogues armor here, >> but it's all common. >> There's a thing called in one of these chests. I put it away. A Oh, here we go. We can get if you claim your quest rewards by pressing O and then clicking the bottom, the top right, you'll get some limestone chunks, which are basically used for like re-rolling items without having to smash combine them, which is the kind of [ __ ] way of combining them. >> Uhhuh. This is the way of combining them which doesn't use as many resources, but this is like early game this is kind of cheap. Um, late game it gets kind of expensive on gear, but it's for like really refining your gear. So, if you go to an anvil >> Mhm. >> and anyone follow can do this as well. You go to an anvil, you can click reforge gear, it's a different tab. >> Yeah. >> You put in a piece of gear that you want to reforge and you need to put in a limestone chunk, which is like the shittiest level of reforging. And this one can only go up to epic. So, you can't even roll legendary or mythic with this reforging quality, but it means you can keep it. Then you put your life chunk in. And I think this requires an iron ingot to reroll the uh rogu's armor. >> Okay. >> Why is it not rerolling it? Requires lever. So I put the item the the uh the thing I want to reroll in the middle and the the like resource to reroll it in the left. And then the like the the limestone chunk in the right. And now I can roll my lever armor, my rogue armor again. I'm holding like a million [ __ ] fishing rods on my dick and my feet and my hand. [laughter] Like I got a rare Rogues tunic. Who who wants this rogues armor? Cuz I I don't want it. Someone else can have it. I'll make some want some good armor here. It's common like 17 times on that. Uh plus speed. So also it's important to learn when you're looking at your armor and you if you hover over any of your armor pieces right now, one of the blue colored pieces. So it says like I don't know my iron chest plate for example says seven armor and two speed. That armor value is one of them is a slightly lighter shade of blue. That lighter shade of blue is like because it's been buffed by it by its rarity roll. Does that make sense? >> Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> So that's where like I basically my rare iron chest plate rolled plus three armor or whatever it actually is. And that's why it's blue. So you can see actually you can there's like you can roll a rare armor piece and it can have different outcomes. And you want usually you want to roll it onto the armor. Usually you want to have more defenses as kind of like the better. So, have have a go re-rolling some gear if you want. >> How do I make rogue gear? Do I like Can I craft it? >> It's leather and wool. You can actually just craft it. >> Okay. >> And it gives you um it gives you attack speed and and armor. >> Uh Simon, I got >> any more leather? >> I've got three more lever here for you. Simon, I've got a full set of rogues armor for you. >> Okay. >> Where are you? >> I'm miles away. I'm exploring. >> Oh, you've gone down to the southwest. >> Yeah. Okay. Uh, I was going to say we should collect up our stuff and then we can all the [ __ ] off. >> Okay. >> Mana in a bottle. >> Could someone take some of this stuff from this chest that I'm standing on? >> Uhhuh. >> Just ores and stuff. >> Anything is good. Like I can take the mechanical bow. >> Ooh. >> Frost slayer sword. >> Whoa. >> What would you What do you want me to take? I'm happy to take whatever. >> Just take uh Can you take all like theum like monster cells? Anything that says mine cells on it, can you take all of that from this chest I'm stood on? >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to take I'm going to take any of the vanilla stuff. That's good. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Uh take these pebbles. >> No, not the pebbles. Take like the guts and like stuff like that. Like the stuff we got from mine cuz that stuff makes uh health potions later. >> Oh, we need that stuff. Good >> enchants in here. >> I'm having a very quick quick look. Knowledge of the Ages is like the crazy good one that if we found that would be good. >> Diamond horse half horse armor. Is that good? [laughter] >> I can't. [laughter] No, it's not. >> [laughter] >> the D. Also, if you want to put stuff in your backpack quickly, I don't know if you know this or Duncan Dun Simon, you can press B, open your backpack, and then just um click the little green arrow, it'll be transfer matching storage. So, it transfers anything you have in your backpack that matches your inventory from your inventory back into your backpack. >> And then, obviously, you can put in the things for the first time, but as long as you have things that match, it will then it will only put things that match. You don't put in random goblins that you actually don't want in your inventory. That's good. Good tip. Thank you. Um >> uh right, Duncan, I'm going to break down this these these these >> tables and bring them with me. >> Infected flesh. Any good? Yes. Mine cells. Yes. Yes. Yes. Mine cells. >> 17 levels for this next enchant. >> What you enchanted? What you did? >> I'm enchanting my wick piercer. Got leeching two, swirling two, and unbreaking two on it. >> Nice. Yeah. Bang on some random jobs if you see them. I don't I don't think any of them in there are like stand out like mind-blowing, but you might as well put something on. You know what I mean? >> I'm looking at a mob and it says chicken, but it's clearly a duck. It's a [laughter] malard. It's clearly a malard. The [ __ ] >> They're lying. They're [ __ ] lying to us. >> I found this uh this interesting sword. Um do you want to see? Where are you? I'll show I'm going to find Simon and show him. All right, let's see. >> Black Lotus Pog, Simon. >> Oh, he got hit in the ass. Oh my god, it gives me like death effects. Horrible. [laughter] >> [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] serious? >> I [laughter] was on like half [ __ ] >> or a third health. >> Where the [ __ ] instantly died? >> Where is he respawned? >> I backed up when I thought you had like plenty of health left. Okay, I'm teleport. I'm tping him over. I'm tping over. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm going to do a bee build cuz I found this honey hammer. If you wanted, what? >> Oh, wait. That was really cool. It spawns a bee. I love the honey hammer. >> How do you spawn bee? >> I thought you would attack someone with it. What is it? Uh, >> attack me. Hit me. Hit me. >> [ __ ] kill Duncan. That [ __ ] prick. >> Yeah, it spawns a >> Does it right click it? Is it >> release an angry bee on hit that stings your target before disappearing? This effect can only occur once every 3 seconds. >> That's pretty cool though. That is pretty cool. >> Maybe it did. >> Maybe it did just so quickly. >> Just it stung me and I and then vanished. >> Um before we before we left the old place and walked over here, I actually did grab quickly just for continuity some prismarine blocks from the edge of that ocean monument just before I got uh old. >> Why did you do that? Why did you sneakily get that then? I sneakily did that cuz the enchanting in this in this mock is kind of gorped and I kind of want to just silently do it in the background. >> You need prismarine brick blocks >> to enchant. >> It's a whole process and I I'd say it's not the funnest process, but it's one we got to do >> if we want to get strong. So, I'm going to slowly collect the things we actually the next thing we need to collect if everyone thinks about it in the background is any raw fish and some bamboo. That's the next thing on my shopping list for the enchanting that I'm slowly collecting. >> We got We've all got fishing rods, mate. >> Oh, yeah. I mean, we could just fish, but you know, [laughter] >> that feels like reasonably correct use, which was bizarre to me as a prominence player. I don't know why you'd [laughter] why you'd waste the XP of the Jurer on the fishing when you could just >> you could just, you know, use it to loot. >> Oh my god. I'm just killing fish in this pond. >> Two rare iron double axes. Oh, I'll >> put them in your uh main hand and offhand them. >> They're two-handed. >> Seven raw. Oh, >> wait. No, one is more like a battle. >> No, they're both two-handed. You can't dual wield two two-handed weapons. >> Unless you're a warrior in Minecraft. Not in Minecraft, in World of Warcraft, right? >> There's a thing in in talent tree called Titan Grip. >> That's the one. >> That's gorilla grip. >> That's what Simon has. Simon always talks about how much he has this Titan grip. >> I got a [ __ ] Titan grip for my Magnum Bong. [laughter] >> [ __ ] sake. For [ __ ] sake. Uh >> for the endless beef. [laughter] >> The endless beef. >> You're going away, are you, Barry? You going >> I want to see what else this world has to offer. And the village loot is cool, but not super cool. Do you know what I mean? >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Like we can get legendary swords anywhere. I want to get more armor. I want to find more like I I'm conscious we need quite a lot of iron to make all the stack upgrades for all of our bags. >> So actually like >> 31 iron on me. >> We need 80. We need 72 iron for each of us. >> Oh, right. Get to the mines then everybody. >> Well, we can get to some mine from just looting like like a house out to the west of >> There's another dungeon. No, we got to go to the >> Got to go to the [ __ ] mine. >> Mine just went into a dungeon. >> Okay, we'll see. >> Well, the same as your same as the last one. >> Actually, you know what, Duncan? Just go out of that one and you can just break the door and bring that with us. >> What? Just [ __ ] shove me out the [ __ ] [laughter] >> Just bring it with us, mate. >> [ __ ] rude. Villager hat cosmetic pog. >> I got one of them on. >> Makes one of your trades better, mate. It's good. I'm family that want to trade though. >> Why is it not going in there? >> Well, you look to you look to yourself. [laughter] >> It looks dumb. It looks really [ __ ] dumb. >> It goes well with the um it goes really well with the the uh the the the leather hat. It kind of matches. Just adds a brim to it. >> Well, you can wear [clears throat] two hats. >> Was a trinket hat. >> A jolly two hat. >> Trinket hat and another [laughter] hat. >> Oh, this Oh, no. He I thought the ad villager was little, but he was just far away from [laughter] >> classic. >> We're [ __ ] We're never killing. There are like demons of hell that we have to kill [laughter] and Oz. >> I feel like the game The game is just running around a village just robbing them. [laughter] >> That's kind of it. Yeah, >> you guys are We got to go and actually loot some real structures. We can't just loot [ __ ] shitty villagers. You got to leave. We got to spread out and explore the world. We got to find out what's going on over around here. >> More ground that way >> and we go [ __ ] loot that scary thing that was underneath our spawn. >> Oh god, that sounds scary though. >> Is it like an end city type deal? >> Uh, should we just go [ __ ] do it? Let's just go [ __ ] do it. We'll put down beds and if we die, we just [ __ ] we do it. That's going to honestly give us the best loot. Let's go. I'm gliding back there. >> Okay, back to where we started. Yeah. Back to where we started. Let's [ __ ] go. Let's just Let's just do it. It's hard. I'm warning you. It's hard. But we're we're we're going to knock in and we can do it as a team. >> I'm warning you it's hard [laughter] >> now that Harry's got his uh endless beef or whatever. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready. So, big loot that we're looking for is ender pearls. I don't know if we're going to get it from this dungeon, but if you see an enderman, then [ __ ] kill the [ __ ] >> Wow, that's cool. Is this where we're going to the icy place? >> No, we're going across. We need to go. Uh, actually, we need to go up more. >> I like this looking showing a waist waypoint. You can click add and add it over >> box. Hello. >> Oh, that the ice maze. That's really [ __ ] bad. >> We should 100% not go over there. If anyone goes over there, you basically consider them lost and dead and we never talk about them again. >> Okay, >> that's pretty scary over there. I don't really I don't really notice that that was there. So, good eyes. >> O, what do your elven eyes see? [laughter] Ice maze. >> I see a big ice maze. Don't go into it, Osie. Don't go into it. [laughter] If you can hear my voice, don't go into the ice maze. >> It looks fun in there. >> Everyone's having fun in the ice maze. [laughter] All right. Uh, okay. We need to head Yeah. This way. Where's Simon? >> Mimic here. >> On my way. I'm I'm I'm speed running. No, that's not what it's called. But I'm just running. >> He's just He's jogging. [laughter] >> A little bit of a cliff I had to negotiate. That's fine. >> Right. Can we find our way down is the question. I don't know if it's going to have an entrance. >> Some way stones would be real useful, wouldn't they? Right. >> Right. I'm just going to mine a staircase down over here. >> Yeah, I've seen those those mimics on the map. I don't know what they mean, though. >> So, we got we got >> Might be down in that dungeon that we're trying to get to. >> We've got settings on that I play with to make life not the worst. I'll explain mimics later. Don't worry about mimics. We won't save mimics later cuz there's some very rare loot you can only get from mimics and so hunting mimics becomes can become quite a big thing. So I preloaded. >> They're a really really good source of trinkets. >> Yeah. Simon knows. There we go. >> As if we need those trinkets for later then uh we're going to have to mimic hunt. And that's why I have that preset up on all of your all of your >> hard to kill. >> Oh, I'm close. >> No, they're super easy. They're just annoying to find. >> Okay, I'm mining a staircase. Can you see the staircase I put down at the end of that ravine? >> Yeah, I found it. I've put it. >> We're going down this hole. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Don't all I can see an O's. Just sort of >> Oh, I'm going to behind me. I'm chucking out some um some beds. I'll dug out a little bit of a hole. Just put down like some beds in that little room and everyone can just click one. >> Roger that. >> Uh I'm not sure how exactly how deep this thing is. Oh, wait. We can see on a mini map here. >> How deep is your hole? >> There's obsidian right here. Right. That marks it. How deep is your hole? >> I got a spawn point. >> Right, mind the obsidian. >> Uh, so there's scary [ __ ] guys in here, but the loot, if I remember correctly, is pretty [ __ ] good. >> Um, the fact that it's literally guarded by obsidian has got a bucket of water. >> Oh, I got lava. [laughter] I got a spare bucket of water. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to do you want to plunk it in this in this [laughter] obsidian hole here? >> Did you just get it, Duncan? [gasps] >> What? Uh, >> what was this [ __ ] Is it What was this plunker unit doing up here? Plunkers. Come on. >> One of you pillocks. >> I got it. I got it. I got it. >> I got it. >> I don't have any water. >> It's making us a staircase down. Right. Stay. We got blazes. We got blazes instantly. [ __ ] hell. Okay. I'm going to be on spawner duty. >> Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. >> I'm on spawner duty. Get the blazes. Get the blazes. Kill them. Kill them. Kill them. >> I'm in lava. >> He's beaned it. He's instantly beaned it. I've instantly died. Jump straight into the lava. >> I've instantly died. It's terrible. >> My god, >> this is horrible.