Ascended: Adventure Map

Hello and welcome back to the ascended shadow of kingdoms. >> Not shadow of the fell. >> Is it the shadow of the tree? No. >> Shadow of the tree night. We we're going to go to the dark forest I think, right? That's the plan. >> Yeah, how many of the artifacts have we found? You got the one you don't you don't. >> I've got the gray and the white. >> 16 It's not bad, honestly. >> Is that how many we need to get? 16? >> Oh, don't worry about that. We'll get them all. >> I hear a baby crying. >> Yeah, don't worry about that. >> Somebody brought a baby to the bar. >> I think the chef the chef is cooking it. >> Oh. >> I don't know what the chef is doing. I don't know what the chef is doing. >> I think I'll be in bed all night. Hang on, I'll go back I'll go back to bed. Hang on. >> All right, let's go to sleep. >> So we got a looting sword, didn't we? Someone's got a looting sword now. >> I've got looting three on my sword. >> We should let whoever has got the looting sword try and break the um try and kill the spiders cuz I I do the spider. I killed literally 20 of them. >> Spiders? >> Oh. >> So the sign says that the dark forest is this way I think. >> Which way is Okay, yep. Yep, got you. >> Uh wait the sign is here. Let me just read it again. >> There's there's a big entrance over here and it looks like a dark it looks dark forest. >> Looks like a dark forest, is it? >> Don't go in the opposite direction cuz that's where the sign was. Yeah. Just had to make sure. All right, so spiders. We've got to keep I Oh, the froggies. They're so [ __ ] good, aren't they? >> Oh, this This looks like it, isn't it? >> Yeah, this >> But the alley is still somewhere, right? Yeah. >> What does this say? It's dwarven runes. You can read this, right Simon? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. That says um something car car. >> What the [ __ ] are you on about? What do you mean? That's not No, that's what it says in English. What is it? Remcar? >> Room car room room car >> room car. >> Room room. >> Room room car. >> Something weird up here. >> What's up there? >> A portal. Is this what that man was summoning us from? What was his name? That wizard? >> Jeff. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Jeff magic. I'm going to [ __ ] it. It doesn't do anything. Oh, wait, it does. >> Oh, it's night time. Oh, it's the monument. It's the monument. We're here. >> Woah. This is [ __ ] awesome. Woah. >> Holy [ __ ] It's like the Minis Tirith tree. >> Minis Tirith. >> You know, the one from Lord of the Rings with the old blokes. >> More of the blokes, yeah. Drop artifact. Okay, okay, here we go. Here we go. One. >> That's pretty awesome. What's it going to appear? >> I don't know. Something's happening. Oh, it's cool. It's got animation. >> You you called it before. You said this won't be the monument. Monuments are usually made of all these fancy >> Mhm. This is [ __ ] This is so well made. I'm so impressed that this is vanilla. This is so awesome. >> We did it, didn't we? Come up here. I brought the void fragment with me. There's like special skill enchantment things that you can unlock using them. >> Oh, what the [ __ ] >> I'm just doing the gray one now. Have to watch it. >> for all of us or just for one of us? >> I have no [ __ ] idea. I hope it's for all of us. >> Right, click on a void fragment. So, is this the one we currently have? >> Oh, we can get It's just a courage [ __ ] IO to heal us when we're on low health. That's pretty cool. >> I will heal on low health. Gain speed when from full health. For against last consecutive kills rage stream. I think the heal seems pretty good, right? >> Heal seems great. >> Not dying is kind of good times. >> I mean, it may unlock it you may have to use two to unlock it. I'm not sure, but I'll Okay, we got >> Yeah, just try it. >> Oh, yeah, it works all of us, I think. >> I guess it gives you ally assist. >> Right, I think it starts at the bottom and then it goes up. >> The more generation from food. I like the idea of the loot ones though. >> Yeah. >> And we got ally assist rank one. >> Yeah. >> Okay, so we need more fragments we find, we just come back here and put them in. >> Yeah. >> cool. >> I'm glad I [ __ ] remembered to take that out of the chest. Oh, I just left it in this chest. He's like, >> Well, I'm already super full of loot. >> Well, I didn't know I didn't know when we'd need it, but now we know how to get to the monument. >> Okay, uh >> What do you mean, oh god? >> I might be in trouble here. >> What did you do? >> What are you doing there? >> Duncan? The [ __ ] did you get there? >> Um >> Can I use your fishing rod to like hook you >> I'll catch you. Jump, I'll catch you. >> I don't know if that's going to work. >> I'll ju No, no, no. >> I know. >> He's a [ __ ] bean. He's a bean. >> I'm okay, I'm over here. >> He's a chungus. I've never met a man bigger chungus than this man. >> Stop talking about my chungus around. >> I'm talking about my chungus size. >> What's egg >> release a 200? What the [ __ ] >> Oh my god, there's a whole [ __ ] bunch of [ __ ] up here, guys. >> Yeah, there's [ __ ] down here, too. >> stats, all the items and storage. >> What? >> I think I I think this is maybe a bigger map than we're thinking. I was like, this is all quite quiet and small and it's like >> No, no, no. >> We're not doing this in one day, mate. It's an enormous. >> I'm going to reset stats. Oh, this is fun. >> This is GPS GPS count. >> So, we can just store stuff here. >> Mobs killed. We've all Well, I was to kill 30, I've killed 39, Simon's killed 20. Guess how many Harry's killed. 64. 97. Are you [ __ ] joking? >> Tryhards and mines. He has got the most deaths though. >> Leave some for the rest of us, Harry. Geez. >> Sorry, lads. Sorry. I'll share. Any fun stats? >> Damage taken, uh pretty pretty similar. >> Honestly impressive that you that you beat me on the damage taken so >> See this poster? Hurting stabbers. What the [ __ ] is this? >> Hurting slabbers. Slab slabbers. >> Hurting slab stabbers. Slabbers. >> Stop Stop rotating Stop rotating my slabber. >> This is cool. This is [ __ ] This is a cool monument. I don't really want to leave my items here. I feel like we should leave them in the end. Do you know what I mean? It feels like it maybe they get wiped or something. It's a bit scary. >> No, this is obviously a design challenge. Yeah, I've only got one unlocked though, I guess. >> Yeah, we can like TP around. I don't know what lost items is. Maybe if we like drop an important item, it would like save it here. >> Guys, I've got two extra hearts of health. >> Yeah, we've got one and a half. It's from the It's from the alley, I think. Pretty [ __ ] cool. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> I don't know what else is in the stats. The 100% door. Oh [ __ ] so if we [ __ ] if we find all of the arena challenges, the alley cages, the artifacts, the gold chest, then we get a cool door opens. >> Ooh. >> I like that. Dark forest, well, I found it. Found it, boys. >> What's dark forest? >> Oh, yeah. Where Simon is. >> Dark forest, this where Simon is. >> He just left these mushrooms. Didn't pick them up. He's wandered off. >> The souls. >> It's me. I'm looking at >> You guys go down to the teleporters. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go through the dark forest one. Or the wetlands one. >> Guys, it's pretty dark here. I'm not going to lie. I found a bookshelf and some lapis. >> Oh, nice. I don't like that it's such a deep dark valley down there. >> What is the spider out here? Who's got sword? Come back. Outside the cave. >> Ali >> I actually did once. >> I'm here. >> Stab the fellow. >> I suppose there was a purple block in the storage area of the monument that we can put the enchanting thing on. >> point. We didn't check. Let's check it next time we do it. >> Yeah. I don't think I left it back at the inn anyway. purple >> Okay, this looks terrifying. >> dark forest Oh, wait a minute. If you carry a torch, it brings the light with you. What the [ __ ] >> I got I bought a lantern. >> Oh. >> from from the the shop >> Oh. >> And then put it in my off hand, which wouldn't work. I can't I did that. I said I said exactly that and no one listened to me. >> No, you just kept it secret. I see. You're just keeping these secrets from us. >> Okay, secrets. >> then keep your secrets. >> Keep your lantern secrets. >> game I'm on your game game. >> know a bookshelf. >> Another bookshelf. Oh, god. Oh. >> There's a blow there's a fellow on the bridge. >> I don't like this. Oh, secret chest which Barry had already gotten. Yep, yep. Good. >> Oh, you know, you're top of the stack below you all you know, by the way. >> And I saw the fellow. axe guy >> Oh my god, they really get to so much damage. I'm healing the Ali's healing me. >> Ah, ayo. ayo >> This is kind of a good pickaxe. But he was kind of slow. >> Like that. >> We chose well, guys. >> amazing amazing >> some feathers >> Order is some outpost three, day one of moon of hay. You are hereby ordered to return to the outpost due to the danger of the growing darkwood spider hive. There we go. >> spider hive not the spider with the red eyes. >> Oh, that's true actually. >> That's exciting. >> I'm >> filled with joy. >> I haven't really found a good way to get sticks yet. Have you guys Like it's just kind of in chests, right? >> It's just clearly a jumping What's that? Giant bee. >> What the [ __ ] are those things? >> They move around. This You know, that's the way we have to go. >> I want to see the cat. >> I got to jump Did you jump on them or >> Yeah, we're going to wait wait for them. >> It's a cat. >> I'm I'm I'm collecting mushrooms. >> Bloody hell. Another chest. >> Guys, you don't want to fall cuz if you fall you fall into the crimson and we know from the story that's bad. >> That's where Millenia is. >> What's down this big hole in the middle? >> Oh, this is Oh, no. >> I don't think it's good. >> Honey parkour. [ __ ] >> Honey parkour. >> Mhm. >> Okay. Oh, don't know how that works. >> So, you got to stick yourself So, you got to run and jump at the honey, but keep your momentum moving sideways and and stay stuck to it, if that makes sense. So, you want to be looking slightly into the honey. >> Show me. >> Like this. >> Show me. >> You see? >> Oh, okay. Okay. So, you got to Go, Duncan, go. >> Oh, it's easy. It's like it's like surfing in Counter-Strike. >> Yeah, yeah. Oh, wait. You're a little low. There you go. You're good. >> Right. >> And start as far as possible. >> So, you want to jump and then just run It's like you're wall running, right? >> Yeah, yeah, but keep your base Keep your Keep your cursor looking slightly towards the honey cuz you fall off If you move off of it, then you're There you go. Yeah, nice. Good work. >> Very cool. >> Ooh, I'm finding secrets. >> Keep the spider spawner alive. >> I've killed 100 monsters. I got a notification. 100 monsters The ancient laws of the guild reward you. I don't know what I got a key. I got a tier one adventure guild key. >> Oh my god, there's loot boxes. >> I got a [ __ ] key, guys. >> Oh, is it some of these Some of these spiders poison? There's a spawner in the middle here. I thought we could farm it for eyes. >> Two eyes. >> We need to farm more slime though if we want to be able to use the eyes. We know what that is. >> True, true, true. >> I got an eye. Oh, yeah. I break the spawner or not? >> Do we really need copper? I'm I don't know why I'm mining copper still. >> I feel like we've got full copper stuff. >> Um I found another another one of the shiny boys, a friend. >> Oh, cool. Free him. I feel like we should keep this bone here with a future. >> Yeah, I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's leave it. >> I got another void shard from that. >> Oh, wow. Let's go. >> And I also got a chestplate that is cursed knight armor, protection two, but it has curse of vanishing on it. >> Okay, so that is if you die, you lose it. That's very good. >> Maybe not for me. I don't want to die. >> you're not going to die, right? Well, if you die, you lose your cool chestplate. You [ __ ] don't want to do that. You're going to beans it. >> I think this is a checkpoint this purple thing. >> Yeah, they're little respawn anchors, I think. >> Yep, let's just munch on my berries. >> know how to get back over to you. >> Is that spider spider shooting at me? He's shooting webs at me. >> Oh, he's shooting [ __ ] >> Oh, he's got his he's got his spider dick out and he's just actually >> That's disgusting. >> off. >> He's jerking off in my face. >> off his peanuts. >> I was jerking my peanuts. >> I'm going to run for it. Oh, no, I'm stuck in the web. No, no. >> Oh, he's [ __ ] owning you. I'm watching you owning you. >> [ __ ] owning me. Come on. >> broke the web. Here you go. >> Oh, yo, please uh heal me. >> All right, he's got him. I got him. >> What a [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy is. >> Ooh, does he yellow Oh, it's one of those chests that needs a a um gold pressure plate. Oh, no, it doesn't. Oh, it has a horn of might. Game resistance. When the horn is blown, avoid cost minus 10. What? >> What does that mean? >> I don't know. Iron pickaxe on here. Go the gold. What is the world gold? Okay, I'll take it. There's a we've missed a spawner here, guys. Let's get it. I mean I can imagine there's a bunch of skeletons. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm going to die. I hear you. >> Kill it. Kill it. Don't die. >> Don't die. Don't die. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> The [ __ ] hit boxes, man. Yeah. The [ __ ] hit boxes. Oh, there's the spawner. It's up there. >> I got it. My life, okay. >> You got it. >> Yeah, we got to keep We got I think moving past these spawners is just a death sentence cuz then we get surrounded. >> Okay. >> to We've got to take them out as we go. >> You're right in there. [ __ ] [ __ ] >> He's not wrong, honestly. Let's go to these cobwebs. It's actually not a pain in the ass to get up. >> I've found a whole lot of iron here, so I'm picking it up. Okay, got it. >> There's also gold here if you need a You need a pick an iron pick for the gold. >> [ __ ] off. >> Nice as you see. We haven't really found a use for gold yet, have we? We don't know There was a trade in the shop. >> piece you can make out of gold. >> Oh, yeah. >> And I imagine at the next town it'll probably be useful. >> I'd be nice to just get everyone our weapons, to be honest, to be able to kill [ __ ] >> Yeah. I'm still using the the wooden one. >> Oh [ __ ] my axe is nearly broken. I actually [ __ ] didn't notice. >> Repair it. >> Uh I might actually put [ __ ] mending. Oh, I don't want to put mending on it. Was there an anvil back here? Let's start with that. >> a There was one in the um Uh this is like a one-way area. In the storage area of the monument. >> [ __ ] it. I'm just going to mending this axe like I don't know what >> Let's put on this fancy chest plate. Let's hope I don't die. Oh, I hate this. I hate I hate this. >> Yeah, I'm [ __ ] kind of stuck. >> Yeah, you can make >> He's not a gooser. I'm being goosed. >> It might be ripped. >> I'm blowing the horn. I've got resistance. Oh, my void comes back. Oh, it's just like mana. Like it's a like there's like a mana mechanic. It like gives you a counter. >> Are you Are you Are you going to make it? I I don't I think Ouisie's dead. >> Ouisie, your chest plate. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. >> Take off your chest, please. >> No! >> Well, the chest plate lasted about as long as I think we would have predicted. >> Bees, do your best, bees. >> Do your best, you suck in the same couple. >> Oh, no. >> Go, buddies, go! Fly! >> Oh, [ __ ] hell, the bees are so good. >> Are you kidding me? There was a spider and and they didn't even get the spider. Bro's. >> Please be troll them. >> Does me having the lantern on me when I'm standing next to a spawner, does that stop the spawner from spawning? >> it actually will, yeah. >> Okay, this looks good. This looks good here. Look, we've got ruins and [ __ ] We passed the spiders. Yay! >> I've got five spiders now. I didn't notice. It was always always you catching up. >> Yeah, I'm catching up. I'm going to be there soon, I think. >> Just Just have a sneak around, see if there's any goodies that might be around. Oh, you [ __ ] You've got me. Spider. >> Yeah. >> I thought we were done with the spiders, bro. >> We um My My My adventure guild key says we need to open it in Emgard. That's not the name of the town we were in, right? >> No, Emgard is the town that we're going towards now. >> A pog. >> It's on the sign, the same way as this one. >> Uh there's a big [ __ ] portal in the middle of the ruins. We >> Second chest, bomb, sharpness enchant, yep, yep. Ooh. >> Be nice. Sharpness and sharp is really good. >> Sharpness is very good. You're a positive little boy, aren't you? Here we go. Here's a little >> You got your head pats? >> Yeah, there you go. >> All right, [ __ ] it. I'm going to beat the dragon. We're going to be in the boat. >> my cheek being pinched. >> Uh celestial ruins This is a pretty [ __ ] What the [ __ ] >> Well, I don't like this. Hard. Oh my god. Look at the boat. >> it's boat racing. No. No, it's an ice boat. Oh my god. >> to be the driver. Barry? >> What? Do we get multiple? I guess we can do two and two. >> I bought a boat. >> All right, who wants to come in? >> I'm behind you. >> Yeah, I was just looking for chests. >> All right. Simon, you ready? >> Yep. >> Oh, another one spawns. >> spawned. Okay, I don't have to use mine, then. >> Can you Can you drive? >> Oh, [ __ ] hell. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Tokyo drift. >> Oh my god. Oh lordy. >> The car is all over the place. >> OH, BARRY, WE'RE FALLING, BARRY. >> OH GOD. Oh my god. >> I'm locked in. I'm locked in. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. >> He knows what he's doing. He's a He believes. >> All I can see is his [ __ ] cape in my face. >> Go you. >> Barry. >> Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. >> It's beautiful. That's going to get you. F5 >> I want to try F5. Okay, hang on. It's not F5. What is it, Harry? >> Is that easier? >> Yeah, it's much, much easier. >> Oh, Barry. [ __ ] You're [ __ ] stupid. >> Dude, this is so scary. >> Okay, I'm taking it real slow here. >> Duck. >> Oh, we're good. We're good. >> We did it. >> Doing great. Doing great. >> No deaths. Let's go. >> No deaths. >> deathless >> We also didn't die. >> So, what's this bit here? Is this Oh god. Cutscene. >> Uh I was midway through gliding still. >> The ascended god golem. >> Look, is it ascended god golem? >> Clang. >> Who dares to tarnish this sacred place with their foul presence? >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT. OKAY. >> OH, NO. >> All right, go go go go go for the horn. Go go for the horn. Go go for the horn. I'm going to give you resistance. Go go go go. >> I wish I had that. >> die? Is it okay to die? Go in and die. Is it okay to die? >> Going and die. >> I was charging. >> Ow, [ __ ] hell, it does a lot of damage. >> Heal me. Heal me, Io. Io, Io, Io. >> to die, Io? Is it going? >> Why are you sacrificing me? >> That's fine. Why don't you go forward? Go forward first. That's it. >> No. >> Run, Io. Run, Io. He's going TO BURN YOU. IO, YOU'LL BE CHARGED. >> I BOUGHT BOUGHT BOUGHT BOUGHT. >> the shield now. >> Did well, didn't he? >> Ooh. >> I can do the whole green screen thing. >> over. He's fallen over. >> Oh, no. Oh, no, he wants me. >> Is it okay to die? >> Mentally, it's okay to die. It was planned. >> I'm totally scoring those. >> No, I don't. >> Oh, you're [ __ ] You're You're like a spectator. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I guess it's a boss fight, so you don't respawn. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. >> Oh, [ __ ] Get out of the [ __ ] things. >> Don't stand in the circles. Don't stand in the circles. >> Oh. >> Oh, come on, lads. You got this. >> This is cool. >> I'm tanking. >> Tanking with the shield. How's the shield health? >> Oh, he's really hitting the durability. >> He's down. He's down. He's down. He's down. Quick quick quick quick quick. >> Nice. >> My axe is going to break. I can't break it. I was short of >> Short of >> Careful with the Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. He's powering up. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, [ __ ] Right, with a wooden sword? Oh, [ __ ] >> Barry, it's all up to you, Barry. >> Oh, no. Okay. >> Barry, follow him. He's on 15% health. Actually, no, that isn't cuz I think there's 20 12. >> The [ __ ] is he? >> He's up He's got He's up above you. He's firing blocks. >> you. Look out for those. They They're homing down. >> Keep running. Keep running. >> I've got to heal. I've got to heal. I owe him, mate. Please. >> Drink your Estus. >> I'm drinking Estus. Uh >> Gating Rune Arc. >> I-frames. I-frames. Careful, he's charging. >> That's fine. That's fine. >> Okay, he'll get tired in a minute. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Here he is. >> Okay, you've got this. You've got this. You've got this. There's little flying things near you. I don't know what those things are, but they're annoying. They used to be They used to >> little legs. >> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] He's still got >> He's still got his children. >> I need to beat him to charge, to be honest. Like the charge is how I actually get damage, right? Oh, [ __ ] >> Here he goes. >> He's making more. >> Stay out of the things. >> [ __ ] >> Stay out of the things. >> Uh Uh Okay. Can I kill the I can't kill the little things, can I? No. I don't know what they are. >> He's He's nearly dead. Just kill him. >> He's so nearly dead. Oh, he does like half my HP. >> Don't get greedy. Nice. Nice. Okay. >> alive. He's still alive. >> Tiny bit. Tiny bit. Okay. >> He's back. He's back. And he's running. >> He's running. He wants it. He wants it. And I don't want it. >> Look at those ads. More and more of them. >> Ooh. >> Careful, Barry. Don't get greedy. Careful, Barry. >> Yes. >> We did it. >> All of us together as a team. >> We all did it. >> do you mean? >> Barry just We didn't send me into my death. >> it, guys. >> Don't be afraid to die is what he told me. >> My axe is literally on one durability. I had to use a [ __ ] shield with the sword at the same time. >> [ __ ] started a cutscene in a boss fight. Um >> That's okay. >> god, that was [ __ ] cool. >> It looked like it was going to do that. >> That was super cool. >> What's this? >> Did we get anything for that? >> any good loot? >> Yeah, I don't think we got anything. >> pick up anything, but we got actually got an artifact. >> Oh. >> god, we got a relic. >> Nice. >> All right, Duncan, take it. Artifact carrier.