Red Dead Trolling.

all righty boys back in Red Dead I don't know what sort of uh character I was going for today but uh the fit's going hard so let's go find some people how's it going manate howy can I help you fell oh I'm just seeing what you're up to oh we're in the middle of a situation right now fell a situation what sort of situation we got a bank robbery oh [ __ ] you're not The Negotiator here Marshall you stay back bad guy okay I'm the bad guy look they're not used to being F hey hold on man get get out of here get out of here come on I'm sorry I'm just coming to withdraw some cash I understand I understand gentlemen they have guns they have guns and they want violence so we're just going to going to keep you outside of the No No No we're going to keep you out bank for now all right I really need to get some money out my family's starving sir I understand but we I understand but you can wait 5 minutes pretty my kids can't wait any longer it's been 10 years since I left to get milk sir it's going to be obstruction of justice if you're trying to get back in here these men inside will hog tie you they will rob you and you won't get anything better you know what let let them come in here no no no come on they said let me in you're obstructing you're obstructing the path that we want to go so I'm going have to ask told me to go in they literally just told me to go in excuse me ma'am can you please Hop Off My Horse I'm going to take you to the cell I will let you go once all this is over but for now you're being obtained for obstruction of justice of Justice I was just trying to withdraw some money you refuse to my wife is waiting for me to get the milk come on there's no need for all this listen honey I'll get you a glass of milk as well is that does that please you I'll be back for you in a second a these ropes aren't loosen oh finally I thought you guys forgot about me I did for a second there here let me get uh this open How Could You Forget about this beautiful green outfit honestly I try to block the unimportant things out are you saying I'm unimportant yes come on let's get you out of here you don't want to be important to me did you just try to [ __ ] hit me uh yes okay assult on a federal agent are you serious it was a joke oh my God you swung twice that was in I'm making sure she knows that I'm important he's just a [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] yeah dude you got punched once I could have easily kept swinging come on it was just a joke he doesn't have any weapons on him I have nothing come on guys I just got here I was just trying to go to the bank what do you say loky charge him or leave him I'm usually a pretty nice guy this one's [ __ ] annoying though are you serious like what have I even done I'm joking well first of all you were [ __ ] creating a public disturbance uh but guys rubbing the bank W creating a public disturbance obstructing justice by in in inhibiting our ability to do our jobs then you punched a public or a federal official what's your name partner slim d slim Dusty why are you giggling why are you giggling cuz that's a stupid name wow what why are you so hateful towards me like what did I do to you I'm not hateful I'm honest you are hateful you're a very hateful woman oh w w w wamp that's not even a saying in these times hey uh be safe out there bud the you too I guess you too I guess especially with me getting around you'll definitely have to be safe yeah I'm so scared yeah you should be real scared all right I'll be scared when you have a [ __ ] gun how about that there was a gun on the side of my hemate you're right there fell yeah I'm all good how about you doing fairly well I suppose oh only suppose why do you suppose well it's not a very good day when there's been a bank robbery and people have been taking a hostage a you don't got to worry about that bro it's a wild west you know maybe if you better at your job you know right right yeah like that stuff probably wouldn't happen if you were um better at your job you're probably right yeah there reason why you keep pushing me I don't know you just sort of look like you like to get pushed around a bit I don't reckon so how long have you been Alman quite a while so you've been Alman for quite a while but you can't stop crying cuz we're supposed to be everywhere at once is what you're saying we were supposed to know that was going to happen H yeah pretty much oh okay all right I mean I can't believe you just let two guys rob a bank and get away with it it was more than two but you know oh more than two how many of you are there you guys got to get better at your job maybe you guys should go do like a training course you know maybe you should [ __ ] off and find something else to do how about that oh jeez man what's the issue you're the issue fell I'm an issue trying to tell you guys to you know get better you're trying to be an issue so if you want to be an issue you can be one now the choice is yours do you want to be one or not uh what's the issue you choosing to be one that's the issue oh me make up your mind helpful insightful tips on how to become a better law law firm Law Firm yeah that's what you guys are we look like to you lawyers yeah you're very political with your arrest oh yeah I mean for telling us to be better at our jobs uh I don't really think you're one to talk considering you admit that you're broke you've left your wife and children and uh you thought it was wise to walk into an active bank robbery uh first of all I haven't left them I've gone to get bread and milk secondly I was trying to withdraw some money from the bank uh go take your long arm for thirdly you guys need to uh being too loud thirdly you guys need to get better uh at your job s go ahe take off that long arm for meance you have a long arm on your saddle uh no I don't yeah you don't you do take it off your back yeah I don't know how but uh you have a good day sir yeah next time I see you guys I hope you guys are doing you know a better job partner I'm going to have to ask you to leave town leave town at this point you've caused a disturbance you're being [ __ ] annoying you're harassing us how am I harassing you you can leave town for the next 30 minutes that's a lot you guys could ride away right now I just need to head to the bank to get some money at three one had a gry vest oh hey guys how's it going what hello oh you're free now wonderful yeah sorry for the hey is that a mask no that's not a mask sorry that's your face I'm sorry look what are you trying to say bro look I'm I'm I'm I'm currently looking down into my into my notes Here I I can't I can't see you too well that's so good hey how's it going dude time for you to get the fu out of here he's got a just trying to withdraw some money he's good yeah I'm good see he said I'm good hey so where can a man get some milk around here uh you can get on your horse and leave now oh yeah I just need to get some milk first the wife's expecting me to drink you can do that elsewhere all right I'm done with this fair enough it's ridiculous why am I being tied up you're being arrested for disobeying a lawful order as well as disobeying a town order by ordinance by carrying a long arm within the confines I told you I didn't know how to fix it and you never told me how to fix it yeah you guys really need to get better at your job all I'm trying to do is get some money get some milk you know get the door for you thank you ni jeez you have this uh Law Firm on a leash don't you they all like abide to you like you're their mommy or something oh she's a marshall hey does anyone know where I can get some milk around here they have it all over the place in new Austin where the [ __ ] did you put your gun I never even bought a gun so I don't know what you're on about okay so that's weird then I don't know why it was showing it there all right let's see here do not yeah oh [ __ ] he's not playing Oh wrong one simple Jesus Christ is [ __ ] G shiter tried to run I mean you left the cell gate open hey you should probably get some rest uh you got a lot of dark circles under your eyes maybe then uh if you get some rest you'll uh do a better job I know like being a lman is like real hard work but you should definitely get your 7 hours of sleep you need some uh would you like some medical assistance yes okay tell me what where it hurts what happened if you just look at my shoulders uh my head's missing can't fix that so I'm going to say you've got a shoulder injury perhaps is that what's going on oh no I've been fully decapitated at the neck well that makes it a bit hard to help you but I am going to do what I can okay I'm just checking you out I'm G to clean up what wounds I see thank you dog all right I'm going to dab a little alcohol on here it's going to burnz you got some open wound but it's the best we can do for uh to keep infection away okay yeah just just pour it down my esophagus okay all right I can hit you with a little whiskey too that'll help nice green by the way oh thank you no no sir no what' you do I'm not sure actually hey what did I do guys let me get the full tally so disobeying La evasion disturbing the P how did I disobey a lawful order you said I could get money out yeah that was not your intent oh that was definitely my my intention prove it in court oh you'll be seeing me in court mate don't you worry my lawyers my lawyers a Jewish buddy you losing that case he wants to plead not guilty we'll just uh put you on hold until you can have your trial might be a couple days but I'm sure you'll have fun I'll have a trial after the fact that's not how that works my friend oh that's definitely how it works well good luck with that yeah you should tell your lady friend over here she should uh get some shutter I think she needs it then maybe uh you guys could do a better job with a nice and rested leader I'm going to poke you hey smell my finger smell my finger guess where it's been hey lady lore come smell my finger come on there's always one finger sniffer in the group oh this guy's looking right at it I know he wants some all right you want to get his plea all right buddy so yeah you going to ask for my uh you are being charged with the following crimes of which you may plead guilty or not guilty to each individual hey smell my finger uh you are for with penal code 3 15 that is jail time of two days for disturbing the peace Penal Code 328 for resisting arrest that is one day Penal Code uh 221 threats of violence on a government official that is two days I never threatened any violence why are you adding false allegations a government official that is can you please explain to me how I code 333 can you please explain one day uh at this time you can either plead guilty you're not guilty a not guilty plea will result in you being held until an arraignment can be held at which a formal indictment will be presented and you will be could you just explain the charges please could you just explain them uh if you were to plead guilty you will simply I know like you haven't had much rest recently but if you could just explain the charges that' be awesome sir you know what Clark you take this over I have to think about the explanation of the charges you heard what they were congratulations guilty or not guilty oh yeah could you just explain the charges please well we can enter that as a no contest then send his ass off if you refuse to can't I can't say guilty or not guilty if I don't understand the charges no you've heard your charges yeah but I don't understand them what don't you understand how was I uh wait can you say the charges again I forgot disturbing the peace resisting arrest threats of violence against a government official unarmed assault of a government official and disregarding a lawful order oh yeah could you just explain that all right let's start bottom going up disregarding a lawful order uh you actually did this multiple times but the most notable of which is earning this charge is when you refuse to leave St deny uh you said I could go to the bank so I went to the bank to get some money out and then you could leave and you never left yeah well you didn't give me a chance walking to my horse and you guys TI me up as I was walking to my after I arrested you due to the fact that you were trying to walk into an act of bank robbery uh next is threats of violence of a government official you threatened me multiple times wait so you're charging me after you let me go you're charging me with stuff that I did after you let me go no no I'm not yes you are you just said you just said that you're charging me with what I did yeah look well I'm just trying to understand like why I'm getting charged after she let me go if you do not feel that you are guilty of those crimes you can enter a non-guilty plea uh what was the last crime sorry I I explained all of this to you now twice if you do not understand them and you do not feel you are guilty of them or may not be guilty and do not want to make a decision right now you can do that and plead not guilty yeah could you just explain I reckon that's some not guilty plead we'll hold them till trial yeah n that's that's that's making a decision without my uh formal input well you were unwilling to give that input so stick help you out how about you just let me speak I'll say I'm guilty of uh not obeying the leaving town order okay and you're not guilty to the other crimes uh what were the other crimes again resisting arrest no uh no I'm guilty of that yeah okay um assault on a government official uh yeah can you just remind me when I assaulted someone when you were leaving tackled a deputy in the attempt of Escape that you made yeah and you tackled a deputy I don't think that's assault I was just uh roughing him up play assault I'm pushing that charge yeah that's assault we can also add him trying to escape if we want to oh you don't need to add that I think what we got is enough let's just yeah did you do we not charge him with evasion uh no we are charging him with evasion you guys sending me away for a long time all right um next charge threats of violence guilty or not guilty yeah when did I threaten anyone I never threatened anyone you threatened everyone pretty much constantly when all I said was you guys are bad at your job that's not a threat so guilty or not guilty is all we need to know yeah but can you just explain how that's a threat guilty or not guilty how is that a threat guilty or not guilty well I can't say either until I know how so this is going to be a refusal to plea that is going to be a hold until trial um or until you formally request a uh visitation by a judge to where you can then enter your plea no I'll I'll just take the time okay so you're pleading guilty to everything you're pleading guilty it how's my finger smell are you pleading guilty all right at this point we can add on misuse of a government uh resources since he wants to just play games and waste our time I'm not playing any game I'm just trying toing to answer questions I'm just trying to understand guilty or not guilty uh what are the charges again no we're not going to do that again you know what they are guilty or not guilty listen how am I supposed to plead guilty or not guilty if they've been expain three or four times more than more than you guys need to do a better job at explaining because I'm not fully grasping these charges maybe you just don't have the bright mind to fully grasp them they've been explained plenty of times yeah considering the situation we're going to do um does not enter plea because at this point uh I think it would be best to have an actual lawyer explain everything uh otherwise we're going to be here all night we might get a special sounds good to me how about you just send me to jail for however long you want and then we'll be right all right uh are all the doors locked let's double check yeah okay they're all locked put your hands up back door checked no he wow [Laughter] really you think it think work a second timebody took the knife off of him yeah you should probably take the weapons off of the criminal you know if you had the right amount of sleep and you were good at your job you would know that uh at this point this is this is governmental who is this guy how's it going still here that's not China W most outlandish CH oh I don't know if this guy outlandish this man was under arrest PR to storm yeah I said my sentence through and three I believe him he seems like up standing honest gentlemen right now we kidnpped Clark I don't want to kidnap Clark Clark's been nice to me I'm nice to everyone honestly you went very nice to me Clark [ __ ] off yeah why won't you see see he's not very nice what's your name Green Man slim Dusty slim Dusty that's definitely not know China White that's for sure yeah who's China White old [ __ ] looks kind of like you that sells cocaine ah I get it China White yeah Clark doesn't like me cuz I was uh giving him tips on how to do his job better yeah the law enforcement around here aren't the uh the best they really need to pick their game up they do their best I reckon I don't know dude I watched him just let Four Guys rob a bank you let them rob the bank CL no myone in there they let Mone in there godamn and then I tried to take a withdrawal and they arrested me for obstruction [ __ ] kept walking into the active robbery scene cuz he thinks he's [ __ ] special or something listen dude I already had this conversation multiple times my kids are waiting at home I'm just trying to get some milk I had to withdraw money to buy the milk how long you been out for milk man you're a bit old ah at least 10 years now the kids are fing grown boy I remember my children I never had any they're on the couch you know I'm they're down the shower drain I got you so Sour Puss up over there yeah yeah what are you frowning for nothing she needs to take a nap she's a bit tired honestly just looking at your face it just drains so much life out of me I mean it's impeding my GL and I see that stupid [ __ ] nose I seriously cannot see damn that's a little harsh Marshall not once have I ever said something like that to you just straight off the bat she was just being like a full hater do you not like the color green oh she sh talk my bald head too I think it's the color green she's uh no I don't like people who are here to cause issues and act like they live under a bridge uh first of all I don't live under a bridge second of all I'm not here to cause any issues God damn it he speaks the truth it seems I mean right off yeah I mean look if you don't continue causing issues you're fine then whatever we expect a level of quality here you know what I mean yeah well I expect the level of quality from the lman but you guys just can't can't hit that hey man can we use you for a bank robbery you don't [ __ ] see that [ __ ] in front of the Marshall the hell's wrong with you boy you guys know where to get any milk around here there's a far mountain in new Austin in um listen I'm not I'm not going to new Austin God guys are just trying to get rid of me that's my horse where's your saddle at brother a he doesn't like Saddles oh you ride a bear back that's how I like it too son yeah bear back bro that's the best way you know what they say raw is law why why don't you give Leona babies cuz she lacks the proper equipment you're right she does I don't know dud the way she's been acting recently I wouldn't be surprised if there's something down there no I don't know dude Clark seems like he's into sword fighting I mean yeah you want to give it a g that's a machete but you taking a I'm putting you under arrest oh okay okay you guys heard it I have consent clock clock doesn't know anything about consent where are you guys going uh to sleep have a good night please leave us alone well hopefully your uh nap time you know y thank helps with your job tomorrow and you know you get better at your job [ __ ] off please for the love of God oh you you said you're tired like that's probably why you're not doing your job too well wa whoa waa what you timeing me up for last [ __ ] time SM like [ __ ] over you just TI up every aren't you this guy's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] he's inocent I'm innocent hey actually would you guys mind taking this guy to like yeah far away from here and just just let him go just not nearby cuz we're trying to get to bed yeah I no face no case no Junior take him somewhere else and let him go I've done nothing wrong what are these Lawman harassing you for man uh she doesn't like the color green really yeah really what's wrong with the color green I don't know maybe you should ask her is this anything I can help with help lman he's tied me up help me help me help me us to escort you want him she's going to bed she's going to bed yeah that's fine yeah I'll take him to roads hold on hey what's with that guy's voice sounds like he's been kicked in the throat I've been sick yet n the other guy I think his name is Junior sounds like he's been kicked in the throat how do you know his name I know everyone dude I know everything really what's my name I know everyone's name what's my name yeah what's mine yeah what's her name wait before I start in out all your names can you just tell me what happened to your voice Junior oh it's none of you oh none of mine it must be I hope I don't run into you in some random Alleyway mister or we're going to have a fun time did you walk behind a horse and then it kicked you in the throat did you get kicked in the throat byebye Junior yeah un time me bro I'll do it on the other side of the bridge n actually I might as well just bring it the roads not a don't bring me the roads dude I'm just going to come right back yeah I know but Le still be a little more uh more pain for you right oh you don't have to be a pain for me dude I mean I'm sure I'm sure you enjoy riding your horse right but no I enjoy interacting with people I really enjoy it I'm just saying that you know you're going to have to spend time coming back meanwhile I'm not spending any time since I'm going through roads anyway so it's not trespassing it's not trespassing unless you tell me it's not trespassing this is trespassing it's not hey dude you're supposed to be a lman this is trespassing uh no I've spoken to the uh to the owner here and he doesn't mind oh no no n mate me and the owner go way back you're definitely trespassing yeah who is the owner of the of Cal right now yeah yep y me and the owner we go way back oh look there was even a sign that said no trespassing except L I think you need your glasses on buddy that definitely didn't say that yeah can you just let me go I got some business to handle didn't say in the knee h no okay sure my horse is probably going to kick me if you get kicked in the throat you might end up sounding like Junior there you go thanks dude hello howy what are you guys doing how come you guys are all m now I don't want to talk about it we going to do some illegal [ __ ] there's not enough cops on there are you [ __ ] kidding me yeah how'd that work out for you yeah I didn't mean to sorry guys yeah that's straight [ __ ] not like you didn't have your [ __ ] knife out for like two whole minutes oh I didn't even realize I had it out yeah straight [ __ ] stupid straight truth yeah [ __ ] you dude whoa calm down what's with all the women being so angry today is it that time of the month you know what watch out move it's not going to [ __ ] work the stupid horse isn't going to [ __ ] move hey calm down hey get someone get this Chi a tampon what are they doing they're like waiting for me to come out ah thanks Doc appreciate it hey little lady um they just got a fresh batch of tampons in if you uh need some feeling better after your little doctor's visit that knife ain't going to save you from alasso how about you have to go and try to cut somebody I'll just be taking a seat you think that's going to save you all right I might save you all right well he's been saved by the seat yeah so uh what did you want to talk to me about reckon I want to know why you tried slashing us uh I don't remember that I mean you did just get raised by a doctor sorry I I have bad memory yeah I see that the old doctor there Stitch it back together pretty good looks like yeah he did a good job you really don't remember trying to slash us he you like this view oh yeah just go to aisle 4 there's some tampons in there darling well flip a coin Ash what say you hands on heads he lives hands on Tails we last his ass again what you think where you going partner put your hands up no need come on guys there's no need for this extremism all right let's see let's see what you got here 160 bucks come on dude I just got here that's all I have a a small bomb I'll be taking that hey that's mine dude you can't take that listen honey you should put some shoes on don't want those cute little fate getting called now I know you're here trying to have yourself a little fun and all now don't give a [ __ ] what you don't [ __ ] with us oh I wasn't [ __ ] with you guys my stomach says differently buddy H it was actually across the chest can't shoot him after we red them can we Mr Marsh can do is take you out to the swamp and let the gates do it for us though I don't think that's allowed dude reckon it is I'm going to have to get real religious in here you can get religious son I know the Bible in and out I don't know D maybe you should take another look see bust to move shall we just let me get my hat on first perfect um do you want me to take you shopping I can buy you some nice boots I have $150 I can get you a nice pair of uh clapping heels I swear to God you need to put some shoes on you get frostbite [ __ ] away from me we don't want you to get frostbite reck you get on that horse again you're going to end up in the the hot doctor againin what that telling you not to get on that horse harassing us how is this harassment you guys are the ones following me we giving you the opportunity to walk to the hospital and sat out there waiting in seconds so you guys are harassing me I'm just at the doctor's office and then you guys come over here and follow me to the doctor's told to do your thing walk away so 3 seconds you can go do your thing just go somewhere else why don't you guys go do your own thing and leave me alone I gave him 3 seconds no let's just leave them in the middle of the street yeah don't come back either I run this town oh hell oh Lord you were making friends all over ain't you well I'm a friend guy like I don't know what their issue is and if I was you friend I'd probably lay low for a while at the very least maybe find uh something else that takes your fancy you need some money in your pocket nah it's all good dude I'll be right all right thanks for your help take care um right right right back over here to the right dude [ __ ] off oh God damn that was tough man clearly you're doing that on purpose now real real bang up job man real bang up job stupid okay now friend unfortunately this do it it keeps coming after us uh just you guys are coming off to me I've done nothing you literally ran up I got this one I got this one okay friend I watched you leave my office Sprint directly down the street into a crowd of folks that anyone with two brain cells to rub together that that wasn't a smart move and seeing as how I have dusted your ass off twice I uh as a doctor hold the right to withdraw my services are you serious you're supposed to help anyone that's injured you're a medical officer now if you would care to uh how you would say brush up on medical rules there I I do withhold the right now what I'm going to do now what I'm going to do now if you let me finish I'm just saying I've done nothing to you personally I understand that sir but I can put two and two together out here and I've seen this before now what I'm going to do is I'm going take your ass down to the office again people who ain't valuing their own wellbeing now I have a very great value of my life friend I'm trying to give you a pass here I'm going to take you down to my office and I'm going to let you know this will be the last time I'm dusting you off for a good while so you better lay low seems as though you're these guys better stop following me killing me you know it doesn't seem my friend that you are in any position to make threats I think that how is that a threat how is that a threat you're you're being extremely difficult to work with here fella I'm trying to give you the benit doubt and a fair shake so me over I've been in a situation that you're in though there is a lot larger playing field for you to go indulge your senses in aside from well these two damn blocks now I understand the first one may not have been on you second one may not have been on you but that third one I watched with my own two two eyes so let's let's just try to make better choices here remember what I said this will be the last time that I dust you off for a good while maybe uh get a change of clothes at some point got position now you're hating on my clothing I ain't hating on [ __ ] I'm just trying to give you some pointers out here that folks got a particular disposition toow oh is it because I'm wearing Mexican clothing they don't like Mexicans around here is that it I said loud a tire my friend so you're calling Mexicans loud wow oh hell take it how you want don't start no trouble but Nei of you he's following me I just came down here to check on yeah he came straight down here to follow me as youve been doing this whole time lay off the boy as he tells it you don't want no trouble he's friendly enough sort I see I see and uh as for you sir don't go looking a start back up no fires I'm not going to start anything I'm going to finish it all oh hell here we go hey you can't intervene buddy you're you're a doctor what the [ __ ] fortunately I'm a doctor and I'm a goddamn friend I'm not allowed to do anything to you because you're a doctor about you kill me that's crazy I what you ever said you weren't allowed to do [ __ ] it's part of the rule book you know allowed to kill doctors that outwardly it's a God the [ __ ] up voice how are you Junior Mis I'm might ask you one moment to leave mister just one chance that's it you need to go is that a lawful order my order I don't see a badge I don't have a badge wrong guy I got him how the [ __ ] do you know my name mister listen jior you better better calm down well how do you know my name I know everything you don't know nothing how do you know my name who told you that only my family knows this how do you know that I'm part of the family you're not part of my family yes I am what family is that exactly listen Junior let's not get down to specifics all right no we we're going to get down to Pacific come on tell me we're going to the Pacific Ocean hell yeah let's go yeah that's where you'll be going if you don't start talking where are you taking me well since you know a lot about me oh so because I know your name I'm like a threat or something who told you my name very I mean everyone says it around here it doesn't take a genius to figure it out everyone's like oh yeah Junior with the [ __ ] up voice sounds like Elmo on steroids all right Kermit the Frog who the hell is Elmo all right mister I suggest you start talking I've got this gun in your head talking about what what do you want to know how do you know my name I just told you literally everyone says your name and you were right there talking they said Junior and you were right there like obviously that's how I know your name brought up the family so what do you know you brought up the family no you said you know the family and you're you said you said only only here let me get your voice only uh the family know my name listen here Mister how the hell do you know my name oh here we go his his real voice is kicked in now it's getting serious I'm going to give you 5 Seconds to answer Mister someone that said your name while I was standing right there it was you the bull guy the bull guy the bull guy with the glasses why you keep coming back here I live here I'm a resident this is my first time see seeing you here and I spend a lot of time here Mister oh well I don't I don't usually uh conversate with people I'm very antisocial sound like a whole lot of [ __ ] to me you're very talkative n see every time I talk to people these sort of situations happen that's why I don't talk to people much I think the Gators might be hungry for this man oh come on dude just cuz I know your name you're going to feed me to the Gators no we told you to leave and you're still here you never told me to leave you're not even heing for your life I just find that kind of strange don't told me to leave the do scared like you be scared your life you're only like one guy it's hard it's hard to be scared of a guy with a voice like that I mean there's other guys here for this guy let's go a mister you're dead I don't think you should be talking either oh no I'm just unconscious at the moment let's hear you talk after that it's Friday night well I got kicked from the server and they ended up Banning me for trolling no value of life and no intent to RP I never did any of those things so obviously it's complete not of [ __ ] and I'll definitely be appealing that what are you okay is that yes or no seor no okay I got you I'll pay for your medical bills oh thank you dude what happened got kicked by a horse I don't know if it was his horse or not but he was grabbing it by the rear no I wasn't doing that watch you do it listen dude two hands on each as check and you were trying to grab it I thought it was a female horse I don't think that's better what do you mean I was just checking inside to see if it was pregnant bro your baby my baby congratulations no no no no no I don't culations listen dude I don't mate with horses all right you got you got the wrong idea you just said that you are checking it for baby yeah I didn't say my baby oh you know the father uh no I'm not the father oh I didn't say you're the father I said you know the father why would I know the father it's probably some wild stallion that's a good way to check is like looking inside I guess or you can just feel the belly probably easier oh have to try that next time uh you're free uh to you want food or something are you are you new here yeah I'm pretty new here I just got off the train yeah well I'm seeing your Deputy logo this here is Sheriff white we're we're from St Den we're just patrolling oh yeah I'm sure I'll get to know you guys real well what's your name sir uh slim oh nice to meet you slim yeah nice to meet you too the party going on in like 15 minutes you all dress for it that's good oh really where's the party do you remember where the body is is in that announcements probably in s or something it's in ston at the governor's mansion so that's slightly mansion in the middle of St Den not in the middle toward the grass area like so if you go towards the uh the tailor shop there and then you go down on the street behind it to your left at on the end of the road will be the governance mansion on your right all right let me see if I can find that on my map left of the Taylor shop all right I think I'll be able to find it yeah I mean there's going to be a lot of people there so are you guys going there dress up all right sweet when it starts moving you'll see the muscle prom see you later we're going to a party boys hello howy is this the party house fantastic green out this is not this is with let's let's start heading over it's starting to get a little bit cold outside yeah it'll look cooler if I walk in with two ladies anyway will so what's the inspiration behind this wonderful green outfit sir I was feeling a bit festive I love it perfect oh oh oh my God look at all the people yeah that's a wonderful green outfit very fast thank you I like your hat oh thank thank you I'm glad I could put it back on my head we have to sign in I don't think so I'm I'm just going let him oh and look at this I am a big fan of your green what a color to US ah thank you I'm a big fan of your teal as well well well thank you you know what I thought it would be quite the um color to have for such an event like this normally people go with the Reds and the golds or the blues and I thought why not do blue and like the the tail or sage green I thought it would be quite enchanting welcome on in everybody how do you all do today I'm doing all right how are you I'm doing quite well we're just congregating over here while we wait for everybody to flow on in I need to ruin this party somehow there's so many people and how has the weather been for everybody on their travels over here cold real cold real cold bitter isn't it it's such a it's you know what I'm surprised that here in sand were're getting a white Christmas normally it's a green and humid Christmas but I you know what last ball I held in this household there was a stabing on the balcony up front it was definitely The Talk of the Town mhm a mask woman came mhm a masked woman came and snuck herself into the garden to the back we were all having a grand old time and what all she happened to pull one of my guests away for a split moment and then tooking them all up to the second floor God knows what they were doing up there but so they R to the front of the house on the balcony and I was having a conversation with Miss May here and I'll turn around and I see her repeatedly stabbing him in the chest I ran on up there and tried to stop her but then she uh hogtied me and threw me in the swamp that sounds like my type of woman oh so are we going to be safe tonight then oh I'm sure we will be hopefully there so as of as of late you know the county the state of New Haven has been a very safe State at the moment so hopefully we don't have any twists or or turns during the event I wanted to thank everybody for coming out tonight and a happy Christmas you Hanukkah Quanza whatever you celebrate uh we are all here together to celebrate in one no matter who what background you come from or what religion you follow or what not that is not here in this celebration we are just here to celebrate the light and the life that we all have I wanted to inform you that there is food provided pleas I do ask please take one each steak dish there is another dish and enjoy your time here and thank you all again for showing up to the party we need to do a murder mystery I need to start like killing people off slowly hey dude you here for the party um I guess so oh yep um you just have to sign in out the front putting this guy on a wild goose chase oh jeez what the hell oh [ __ ] this guy saw me hands oh [ __ ] get on the ground no hands oh no Sheriff's Office stop stop Sheriff's Office get him oh [ __ ] he go up he's in these bushes I think what did he look like hands hands he's in the bush right here behind you stop running dude there's so many of them no in the green just strangled somebody out front get him right now I got him what are you doing oh you want to play like that do you stay down sir he keeps falling over when I try to rope him that was my worry looks like he might be having some trouble getting out no I think he's purposely doing this keep an eye on I'm going to go check on the lady he just strangled up front gentleman rather oh [ __ ] all right I'm not going to play this game anymore you do that again your head's going to get blown in uh can I get everybody a set back for me please yes I apologize everyone we'll take care of that of EXC bit of excitement they reckon sir what's your name slim what were you doing uh nothing what are you doing what were you doing why did you go around strangling people I didn't mean to then why did you run when you were told to stop I wasn't running away I was running into the party but when you were told to stop multiple times and then also throwing yourself on the ground while I was trying to rope you up makes you very suspect well Sheriff it's your town I'll let you take it from here well sir at this point you are officially under arrest once we get inside I'll go ahead and check your pockets for any Contraband and then I'll let the sheriff the station take it from there well you don't have to check my pockets there's no Contraband standard procedure you run out of food and water and let us know okay yeah I was just going to get a snack from the party all right let me put you on the bed so I'm going to untie you and lock the cell here okay yeah no worries you need to eat and drink just let us know all righty oh [ __ ] the door's unlocked well well you uh definitely not going easy on now uh he just poofed in my eyes in the come on me guys just taking a seat I don't know how he sat when he was uh hogtied on the floor and away from the seat that's fine sorry would you mind leave backing away from the door I'm going to go ahead and lock these those doors have locked he's up he's up he's running anyway I'm getting away they'll never catch me holy [ __ ] no way he didn't see me bro I'm just going to go back to the party let's get this party started people oh yeah let's [ __ ] do it everybody put your hands up up absolutely not going back to the station sir a we were just partying wow what a party pooper guys over for you absolute party pooper oh party pooper no somebody watched him strangle somebody but I couldn't tell who it was I don't remember strangling anyone so I think you have me mistaken sure don't there's a lot of people in our all green outfits around you might have me mistaken I don't know dude I think you have me mistaken for someone else considering I just saw you running from the station all the way through here I would say that you were the person you definitely didn't see me cuz I wasn't coming from the St the guy we're looking for you're under arrest for attempted murder he decided to go back to the party yeah I'm the life of the party mate let's make sure the doors are locked before we un let's put him in a Cell this timee from the other side the gate let me see oh at this point tired I wouldn't you can't keep me tired we can we will no you can't that's an abuse of my civil rights don't have civil rights here unforunately you kind of forfeited those when you decided to attempt to kill somebody I didn't attempt to kill anyone yes you did I eyes so you want to keep lying this is guilty before proven innocent that's great I'll be taking you to court buddy that's fine I'd be happy to see you there yeah you'll be getting a notice from my lawyers awesome yeah you better be prepared buddy but if if you need a witness tell them to add me to the pray will a stat you weren't even there mate how can you give a statement when you weren't there this is police tampering this is corruption this is corruption this is tampering with evidence tampering with evidence he wasn't even there he wasn't even there this is tampering with EV evidence this is corruption this police force is corrupt already gotten inou with the government not I have now you're making false reports I demand to speak with the lawyer I want to make my phone call let me make my one phone call it's my basic human right what the hell is a phone call let me make my one phone call I mean my One messenger pigeon did you hit your head or something can I grab you yeah can you guys speed this up I'm missing the party oh I don't think you're going back to the party soon no worries I'm definitely going back to that party buddy can't put down the apple juice can't put down the apple juice hey what the hell dude what's your language you're supposed to be professional and to think I was about to give the most mind-blowing performance you've ever seen sure you were yeah you would have loved it especially seeing as I'm a gay stripper dude they only kicked me they only kicked me bro damn they actually Banned Me