Assassination Classroom

What is good, my ass class fellas? Am I allowed to say that in my intros? Ah, we're going to roll with it. Welcome back. Now, if you guys missed it, if you guys are new to my channel, listen, I've already watched all the openings. I've I watched episode 1 and 2. By the time you guys are watching this on YouTube, I'm already at least maybe I want to say 10 episodes deep. deep So, be sure to check out Patreon if you guys are trying to watch everything fully uncut and get ahead on these episodes of ass class. I've been enjoying the show. I got my notes. You guys can't read them. I got my notes. I'm writing everything down. There's 30 students in this class. So, I got to make sure I get everyone right. Leave a fat like. Subscribe up if you guys enjoy the commentary and enjoy the humor. Stick around and check out Twitch. I live stream every day. This is where I'm going to be watching most of my assassination classroom episodes here. We might as well boot up. The link is going to be down below. Hop into it. You should be watching. I miss when they used to say that. The only You know what? In the old Dragon Ball Z films that used to rent from the library, they used to have I used to I used to actually say this. But, they don't say They used to have the girls saying you should be watching. They don't do it anymore. I wish they did. So, I understand everything that's going on. We have a time frame. They have a year, a little bit less than a year now, but they have a year to to destroy Koro-sensei. Koro-sensei has different emotions that he likes to wear on his skin color to show whether or not like if he's you know if he's calm, if he's vulnerable, right? If he's nervous like a school girl. His little penis hands and butt. So, is I know this I know this this Does Karasuma the the the PE teacher? I guess I can just call him PE teacher, right? Ah, [ __ ] it. Karasuma, can he go for Koro Sensei, can he try to kill him, right? I'm assuming so, right? Like just like if he wants to. He can go for the kill if he wanted to. Makes sense. That one time he went Mach 20 and blitzed you. >> [laughter] >> What are you What are you doing? Damn, he's good. Wait, what was he doing? I got to tell like he had different stuff in his hands. Try to get frame by frame. >> [snorts] >> He's blitzing. He's pretty good, actually. He's full stacking rocks. Yes. Well, like he's going to like okay, it's it's it's like it doesn't matter if he sees. It's just like it is it doesn't matter if you're training. It's it's for the better of humanity, but it doesn't it doesn't matter if he sees. He's still Mach 20. Ooh. Ooh, you're not going to be able to. It's not I mean they're rubber or whatever material they're made out of. Sure. Okay. See I feel like I'd be able to hit somebody with this. You see what I'm saying? Like I know they're teenagers and he's a full-grown man that has training, but I feel like I'd be able to hit you. I'd fake you out. I'd faint you. Okay. Sugoi. Oh. Hey. The hell? Damn. That's a good way of putting it. >> [laughter] >> What's wrong with you, Karodo sensei? Beh. Stabbing, shooting. Imagine you're learning this in your normal high school life. Jesus. Damn. Little Oh, wait. Glaze? >> [laughter] >> Oh. Come on, BABY. YOU GOT THAT. CALL ME KORO-SENSEI. KORO-SENSEI. I don't know why I was calling him Karodo. Koro. Oh. We saw him at the very end of the most recent episode. Karma? Did I write No, I haven't wrote his name down. Let me write his name down. Karma. Uh redhead student. Uh what else can I say about him? Uh crazy boy. Do crazy boy. That works. Karma. I know intros. I haven't watched it yet. Karma time. That's what the episode's called, Karma time? That's funny. Ah, suspension. Oh, got him. Oh. Ah, see I'm him, bro. I would do the same thing. God. Uh-huh. Like what if I wore material, right? Ooh. What bro, bro, we can win this so easy. Like what if I wore like material, like like what if we made clothing out of the shirts and I just went up to give him a hug? Now he's a little bit of a pushover. What are you mad for? Damn, what was he doing? Being an ass? Okay. Oh, he wants he wants that fight. Okay, little little zesty lizard. You saw that snake eye, okay? Okay, Karma. You impressed me off your first go. That's cool. What put him crazy boy? Good. Oh, this fool's in the corner depressed. >> [laughter] >> This fool sad in the corner G or what? Hey, yo. Chill out. If you can't kill me, don't yell at me. You're cruising for a bruising. Have you? Ah, that's a knife all right. That fellow has a >> [laughter] >> knife in that ice cream. >> [laughter] >> There's a knife in there. Oh, boo-hoo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's he's getting he's getting him. Wow, that's two times in one day. Ooh. He's trying to force something out of him. Mhm. He's going to keep being as abrasive as he is. He's going to keep being as annoying as he is because he thinks this teacher facade is a you know, this role he's playing is a facade. He wants to see the the actual monster that one that blew up the moon. It's somewhere in there. And he got them all right. Hold on. Am I karma Am I Am I right out for karma here? Hold on. Okay, I like this character so far. And he's not like he's dumb. Oh. Very interesting character. And he got a 100% too? You have to be a normal teacher. And yes, I was hating on the fact that you all were saying, "Oh, I love this character." Yeah, of course. He He He only said one sentence on the screen for me. How am I supposed to like something when it just starts? Oh, you're talking [ __ ] Why do you look like a rat? Why you look like a rat? Oh, [ __ ] He's going to run away. Run away. Yeah, run away like a little [ __ ] Yeah. Oh. I mean they He's got some notes. But no, he doesn't like when you call him. He doesn't like when you call him it though. Right? If I remember correctly, he didn't like it. Happy? Okay. No, this guy is okay. Well, now he's a little freak again. What does that even mean? He didn't kill his teacher. I'm assuming he just croaked of like old age or like uh natural causes or what? Don't tell me though. Your gelato money? That's enough, right? Little joke I will actually that no. Bring it here. I'll dispose of it is crazy. He's going to just keep [ __ ] with you. You think you can break him? My [ __ ] make sushi? You said I saw all those oh. >> [laughter] >> Okay, I like this. Whatever he's going to do to you, he turns it back on you with some positivity. I see. Okay, yeah. You give me negative reassurance, I give you positive reassurance. Not bad. But Karma doesn't look dissatisfied though. Look at him, he's chilling. He loves it. Holy [ __ ] That was way different that They painted your nails? Those kind of Wait, those are kind of fly though. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god, yeah. This fool Okay, now he's using his speed to his advantage cuz what the [ __ ] is that? That fool's godlike. Fool just him up. Oh, Karma's meeting his match. I think Karma's going to have to go a little bit like extra. Uh-huh. He's going to have to go a little bit extra in his >> [laughter] >> Yeah. And yeah, so I kind of like if anything, that kind of shows that you guys have been at a disadvantage not only like what you guys have been doing previously have has been all for naught cuz this is he's on Now that Karma's here, he has been on high alert. Like Koro-sensei has been on high alert since like since he started [ __ ] with them, right? That just goes to show that he wasn't taking you guys seriously at all. And this is what it like and I guess this is what he mean this is what Koro Sensei looks like when he's taking you seriously. But it's not even it's like night and day, bro. He's fixing your hair in front of you like you're at a nail salon. You know what I mean? Or a hair salon. Biting your nails though. Damn, are you sure? You're sitting there for free? But that's not going to work for Karma though. He needs to do it alone. Yeah? Karma's Wait, you're here, too? The [ __ ] What's up? He did Yeah, yeah. Oh, and he showing you that he doesn't give a [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Oh my god, I think I know what he's going to do. Oh my god, he's going to jump off that [ __ ] tree. Or maybe I'm not. That motherfucker's going to jump off that tree. I was wondering why the [ __ ] he's he he's standing on some weird ass weird ass tree on the edge of the cliff. Wow, he's lit. He's low-key lit. He's going to bro, come on. He's going to save you from the back and like, you know what I mean? He's lit, but Only you can be. he's This is just like uh It's like with Knuckle from Hunter Hunter. Really? Uh all of a sudden, but he was a bully though. Yeah. Excited with the class E. Brother, you look down on class E fellas, too? This is some discriminatory uh education system. Oh, boohoo, bro. [ __ ] That's right. 40-year-old man scared of a child. Isn't that crazy? Will you will Oh, he can metamorphose bot, yeah. That's cool. Mhm. Mhm. Oh, and he can't move either. Wow. That's new. >> [laughter] >> That's the word teacher right there. >> [snorts] >> I mean, if you try a little bit harder with some people Not the teacher part of him, anyways. Okay, he tried to break the fact that he's a like I like that. That's cool. That's good symbolism. >> Who cat ears? Well, let me find out my teacher putting cat ears in my head. I'm going to lose full. TLC Oh, he snagged your wallet. Oh, you dog. Stop going into the staff room. >> [screaming] >> That's my stuff though. Hypocritical delinquent. >> [laughter] >> Hey, we now know that We now know that Koro-sensei can do other things with his tentacles now like that we didn't know before. That is crazy like he he embedded a net. He metamorphosed his body into something different. So, what he can probably transform into a lot of different things then. All right. Karma I liked him at the beginning. Right? Started treading a little bit lower in my scale you know that as the episode kept on going. I liked his attitude. I can't believe he got kicked out because he was defending an E-class student or yeah, an E-class student. And he hurt a He hurt he hurt someone that with a brighter future. Like go [ __ ] yourself. Ugh, like I hate I'm glad I love the fact that he he disrespected that teacher. I'm going to cuss that fool out. Hey, but good episode. Good episode. Karma's a cool person. I want to see them work together. We have a a wide variety of cast still laying wait. So, we'll have to wait and see. Leave a like. Subscribe up. Check us out live on Twitch. Be sure to check out Patreon. Watch everything fully uncut. Get ahead on these episodes of Assassination Classroom. The link is going to be down below. I'll see you guys next time. Later, gang.