Deadlock

Ruin's behind you. Death walks among us still. The power of the chin is absolute. What? So? In the past few weeks, spent literally hundreds of hours creating this. If you don't love it, we're throwing hands. >> You spent hundreds of hours creating something? What is this? Make your lash, but I alone know who you truly are. All right, I'm done playing with you. Brother, what is that? What the [ __ ] is that? I don't know about you guys, but I'm not stopping anytime soon. Wait, I don't even know how to install mods in this game. The only demons I can't punch are my own. Oh, hell no. What the [ __ ] is What is this, bro? You can give up whenever you want. You want a piece of the lash? What is this? The poro gun? The tycho thing on my back? The Red Bull? Why do I have chains and a [ __ ] le- a collar? What is that on my other side? Oh, my owl trophies. I'm not dumb. I know a lot of people hate me. It's a You know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city >> Oh my god, the the brass knuckles say S fam. Bro, I think I know why it's so the the the file is so big. Bro, these textures are like so high quality, no? This [ __ ] took hundreds of hours. No, these are like 4K textures. That's pretty impressive. That's Nice try. Bro, what you do How did you How did you even make this? I like how he's skinny. Yeah, what the hell? Why am I not buff? The fact this is >> You don't got what it takes to be my baby. He's so [ __ ] >> Yeah, right. Like that's insane. I literally have a huge folder with pictures of you from every angle. I sculpted by hand. Yeah, like out of context, like you might have to be banned. I'm not going to lie. All right, guys, who's not banning Calico? We got to pick We got to do that a little bit. IS THAT SHUPA? WHAT'S UP, BRO? SUP? YEAH, I NEED TO WIN this game. I did too, bro. For my [ __ ] Fiskers GOT TAKEN. MY FLOG BUFF FLASH, BUFF FLASH. MY FLOG MISSED. MY FLOG MISSED. WAIT, SLASH, check this out. Come here real quick. Huh, what you do? Holy. Is that tough? What the hell you took my butt? I don't know if it was tough. Anyone [ __ ] with femboys here? It says moderator. Are femboys Vatican approved? Anyone know? I'm going to look for a on the scoreboard, man. Yeah. Ready to drop a heal. Oh, that car. That's crazy. I'm Well, it was good to know you. Thank you for giving your I think I'm dead, too. Bob flash, why couldn't he throw them back to guardian from there? What I'm saying, bro? Dormammu's going to get you always. All right, I'm done playing. I got them both. Okay. It just bugged. Unlucky. Like we bought flash, bro. Yeah, that's what happened to me earlier. Wait, that's so unlucky your old bug. They both died, though. I mean, like my character just sucks. I don't know, bro. Dormammu. Why does Why Why do you run back out? Is he trolling? I'm picking up her. Like we need to run this [ __ ] This is I can solo yellow easily. [ __ ] This patch has been L fat so far. I don't know. >> Just keep moving. There is I would love to know what they were thinking with some of this [ __ ] Dormammu's going to own me if I try and deliver it. Oh, wait, you guys got him. They still got a lot here, like He's one shot. He's dead. 77. Oh my god, where did he go? Nice. Oh, it's Mjolnir. Take no idea. Yoink. Knock him up. Knock him up. One sec. Wait, seven. Ay, ay, ay. All right. Well, he's gone. >> Guardian, guardian, guardian, guardian, guardian, guardian. I'm on my sofa. I said, let's go guardian. That's kind of cool. Oh, let's see what this dick can do. They're leaving, Ivy. Let's see what this dick can do. What? I I can um I can um Um I just witnessed a murder. Is it chatter? Yeah, of course it is, but that's how the game he said, "OH MY GOD, IS THAT SUPER?" That's what he said. I'm behind He's running. He's going. He's going. Hey, be back. Be back. Be back. Be back. Wait, there's crow. There's crow. Crow. Wait, it's my turn. >> Hey, don't run. Don't run. Don't run. Don't run. Don't run. Don't run. Wait, did you steal it from them? I got it. Yes. Oh. Oh, wait. Is this guy just better than me? Wait, seven's denied. >> Wait, veto. Veto. Veto. Veto. Veto. I'm balling. I missed. >> Oh, that's so sad. And I got hotel. >> Don't run. Don't run. Don't run. Wait, can we get this this this this? Gestures to my ball sack. This. Yeah. >> Seven. Seven. Seven. Wait, seven. He's using to Let's see what this guy can do. Look at what the hell I got this passive get out. I'm on five [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] you guys are so good. What the [ __ ] This is everything? Hard. Uh-oh. Wait, hold on. I'm looking. They're just dead. Wait, wait. Kill the doorman? Like now we could do mid if we weren't supposed to wait. Yeah, we do mid. Wait, he [ __ ] paired your ass. I got next to you. I got next to you. I'm coming. Um the whole gang pulled up. Three of them there. >> Yeah. Holy [ __ ] I just got blasted. Kill the ventilator here, yeah? Wait, the dude doorman going down. Calico here. Victor behind. I'm scared. Guys, you got to turn on Victor, I think. Uh-oh. Yeah, let's turn on Victor and then we can go mid. He's low, he's low, oh jeez, round two. Now we do mid, finish mid, finish mid, finish mid. I got next heal, just go, just go, I got next heal. Green might be gone, but I I [ __ ] that. Try to get the shrines. Seven dead. OH! OH! THAT WAS CRAZY. ON OUR LEFT, ON THE OKAY, OKAY, WE WE got it. Nice, nice. >> I can pull someone out of spawn, should I? DO IT. >> OBJECT. OH, [ __ ] Can we finish? I'm not backing down. [ __ ] it. We don't have a region. Yeah, I mean Victor's dead though, that's the biggest carry here. Ah, [ __ ] it, let's uh How do we kill him? We can end, we can end, I got balls. I'm slamming seven right now, slam me seven right now. Seven, seven, seven. Follow me, get them balls. Again? I'm slamming Calico next? No. Calico what? Calico's dying to the What do you mean you bought I got you, go, go. What about my they're stuck in there, but I need you. Never mind, don't call me. Got it. It's endable. Okay, we're good. GG. GG. Whoever made the call to end it so smart, Jesus. Goated, y'all are goated. Go some ball. That was me by the way, I made that call. No. No. Who had most player damage? Oh. It was the lash. Bro, what are you What are you typing in my chat in all caps? Can you look at Silver's ass and appreciate the tightness and the fact the shape is detailed on tight jeans means she's plump as hell. Can you go [ __ ] jerk off and come back in 15 minutes? Yeah, bro, she has a butt. You know who else has a butt? I have a butt. And you made it weird. I made it weird. I made it weird. Meow. Meow. I got who on the left? Mew. I see the enemy. That was so sloppy. Oh, yeah, I hope they really come. What is this guy doing? Oh, she's coming for you. I'M SCARED. I'M COMING OVER. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'm coming. Four blue. Four blue. >> Why did that guy scream like that? Yeah, they're going down. Goodbye. Bang the ball. I'm out. That's Okay. All right, both flash. I don't know. I can't believe that. Sorry. I'm coming, Abrams. It's four on me. I'll help them. I'm not afraid of Wait, that was tough. Wait, Laura accurate, Abrams? Silver? Wait, that was Laura accurate, Abrams. That was tough as hell. I'm not afraid of you. This damn book's going to get me, kid. I see the enemy. I see the enemy. Wait, she gets She's so scared of my metal skin. Holy [ __ ] she did not like that metal skin. Ooh. I'm so Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I'M GOING TO GO CHASE THEM. Scared of your own order. Wait, why did last night what happened? Why did I die? Because I got jumped. >> you die? I got jumped by the Viper in the grave. >> Sounds like you might have been afraid of the mob. I metal skin. Half of their team is uh Um >> them are countered hard. I got metal skin, bro. Uh this is just a story then. Oh, my fault, bro. And you might have an extra death on me on on Calico, but that's fine. Yeah, cuz I'm fighting deep as well. And still issue, I guess. I don't know. When nerds collide, bro, he's starting with me, man. I didn't [ __ ] do anything wrong. Yeah, that Graves can die like badly. You can do anything. And what happened? I got I got comboed. Here comes the lash. Here comes the lash. The lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to. Finish it, [ __ ] Because no party worth going to What did he say? Wouldn't invite the lash? Something like that? Yeah, no party worth going to would never not invite the lash. Yeah. Don't shoot the metal skin guy. Yeah, you're not going to do full damage. Don't shoot the guy that's metal skin. Help. I'm coming. I got ulti. I got ulti. One sec. One sec. One sec. One sec. I may be tough, but I don't want to take on the whole team alone. NO. THIS DAMN BUG GOT ME KILLED. >> WE GOT ULTS. WE GOT ULTS. Go do it. >> I'm going to go kill lady. Wait, you called it mid. You got to call that [ __ ] out. Bro, if this [ __ ] 17-year-old kid doesn't stop [ __ ] bitching in my ear, I'm going to go [ __ ] his mom tonight. Convince her to set his bedtime an hour earlier so he can't play in your games. Oh, Akaliko, I'm going I'm coming in with all. [ __ ] it, I'm going for it. Pick up and slam them down. You ready to shoot? They're shooting me through a wall. And it's This guy's shooting me through a wall. Is it actually hitting me? I got three. Yeah. What the [ __ ] HERE COMES THE RUSH. GOD, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Earn is so corny, bro. Like Celeste is not in that [ __ ] team fight, so what does she do? She grabs Earn and just holds him in base forever. But that's just such an anti-fun mechanic, bro. So stupid. Guys, push blue and literally everyone do mid. We have fun characters. Also, mid is shut. I'm going to [ __ ] scream at this kid. Holy ants. And what the [ __ ] is he doing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I fall back. Do mid. Do mid. Everyone Everyone We got DPS here. We got DPS. Mid? Hey, do mid. Do mid. Do mid. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to scream at this kid. I do it every time. Clearly. Guys, what the [ __ ] are you doing? Calm it down. Oh my [ __ ] god. I have one stop on all. I don't have all the time. Um So, who called Who's call was mid? I think it was Akaliko. Yep, I know. I'm pairing. I'm pairing, I'm pairing. Tiger? Yeah, so by the way, we just should not do mid there. I wish you had. We should have done >> No, bro. They have [ __ ] max bola and unstop krill and we're down two. We're not going to [ __ ] win that. >> for mid when Viper was like 30 seconds. I called mid when Viper was dead for 30 seconds. You guys came down there when he was like 10 seconds. Okay, next time you should listen to my calls, though. Why is the kid whispering into his mic, bro? It's Come on. What do you mean why? Parents are asleep, bro. We all did this. Hey, okay. Cinema time. Cinema time. Oh my god, the minion slam. They're They're scary. They're scary. Jeez. Okay, like It's time, Lash. I'm going in. Three, two, one, moosh. I got five in spawn, big. I refreshered. I grabbed them again. I bounced them in spawn again. Yes, yes, yes. >> Nice, nice. Yeah, we got it. I mean, I got I got I got I got to [ __ ] I got to chill on Calico, bro. What do you want from me? If you're really dog [ __ ] at tracking, will this game be too difficult? Have I got a [ __ ] here I got a hero for you, bro, if you can't aim. So, you need a couple tunnel rats, huh? Krill, you could also go this character. Completing some Eldridge ritual beats finishing my paper on Wuthering Heights. I will strike them down. See that, bro? Notice how my crosshair has not once been over the Abrams model? Yo, what up, bro? Yo, I said earlier, I was like, if I asked Vola to play Deadlock, do you think he would?" And people in chat were like, "He actually hates you and doesn't want to speak to you anymore." So, I was like, "Oh." Yo, can you remove this [ __ ] emo from your chat, by the way? I really don't like this. I really don't like that. Can we get a super peanut? We do not need a super peanut, bro. Oh. Syphon? Bro, is new Syphon good? Maybe look good. They just get her in here. They delivered the odds. Swifting. I'm dead. I'm so