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buy me diamonds and rubies I'm crazy about Bentley's Gucci dresses and no we're not doing that but it leads into buy me and dine me bring those platinum rings because this is a video of our favorite things I'm so sorry about that awful intro that was embarrassing well if You' have [ __ ] come in we could have done it like rounds Angela Lans would have come in with a solo but this is going to be a video of our favorite and least favorite things right now it's like when Oprah does her favorite things so it's that kind level of of context yeah we are that influential yes what what what is it at the moment may so these are our favorite things as of the end of May 2016 we were going to do five things that we love and then five things that we just think are absolute dick hole but we thought four is probably a nicer number just cuz we struggle with five just cuz we couldn't think of five so one of my favorite things at the moment is a TV show called Orphan Black that we're watching and if you haven't heard of Orphan Black then you need to really reassess your life it is a Sci-Fi TV show but do not be scared of the word sci-fi because it's not like ooh let's go explore the galaxies and there's robots and aliens and it's about clones so there is some scii there but you know what the funny thing is about Orphan Black is if you watch it you love it I have not come across a single person who was like oh yeah I caught a few episodes and I wasn't into it like it's just from the get I feel like nobody really knows about it but if you do everyone loves it everyone I don't know why that's not as advertised I thought you were going to say a different TV show have you got another TV show on your favorites no but I feel like now I know which one you're going to say yes and I thought you were going to say it and I was about to launch into mind but we'll continue about Orphan Black we're watching season 4 at the moment the basic premise is in the pilot episodes there is this British woman in America where where are they where is it what state are they in um is it no I know I don't know anyway that's not important she's in America and she's a bit um hi up for cash she's not doing very well and she's in a Subway straight person and she sees a jumper and she leaves all of her belongings on the side and jumps and kills herself so she goes through her belongings and takes her stuff and looks in her purse looks at This Woman's ID it realizes that this woman looks exactly like her well she realizes before when she sees her in person jump on the tracks so for a while you think oh maybe they're twins but then this is really a spoiler because it's basically the premise of the entire show but you find out that they're clones there's a few of them it just gets bigger there one check kaana missani plays all of them and she's incredible she there's a few scenes which are very clever where there are quite a few of these clones I won't say how many cuz that is a spoiler there's quite a few and they'll all talk to each other in the same scene and you just don't you completely forget it's the same actress um my one is is a a very similar show it's up there in terms of money it's called can't pay will take it away are you even going to do right I'm really know that you didn't you didn't also select this one so this is a t this is it for TV shows I'm not going anymore but it's called can't pay will take it away and I struggled with this for a long time I say a long time it was sort of half a day and when I had my sort of moral High ground but then I sort of abandoned that cuz it's so good it's basically um about bayts coming to repossess [ __ ] from people who are broke and like evict people out of their homes for not paying so it is it is horrendous because it's people in like the worst moment of their lives but sometimes broken down it's quite interesting though because sometimes you feel really sorry for the tenants you think oh poor cow know sometimes you feel sorry for like the landlords because the tenant has taken the absolute piss it's so good ENT it's like the first one we ever watched that just got us hooked let's not pretend like you are not totally obsessed with this show as well we know the channel it's on a a UK TV network called Spike and their stuff is so absolutely like trash trash depraved almost so the these guys turn up to repossess this bird's house and she just stands on the front door you can't come in little pathetic man scum scum of the earth you little did you know we're bankrupt we're bankrupt and then he like goes around the back and like breaks in the back and then like she grabs him oh can't touch me hurts me calling the police injured me you've hurt me here no you've hurt me here scourage of society so he wants some paperwork to prove that she's bankrupt so she goes upstairs comes down she goes who's got the red faces now and he goes well you have cuz you just smack you smack yourself in the face should we do one that we're not in two then okay should we do it that way this isn't like a new thing but it's just seems to be growing and my hatred I used to be able to like look past it and now I I just hate it like I hate it and I can't I see them everywhere minions why won't they die hang on that you watch that movie I haven't seen no no no okay so rewind they first appeared in animated movie called Despicable Me and a sequel Despicable Me too they're the Tic Tac things yeah okay the Despicable Me movies are fine they're quite cute they're very nice children's movies but minions aren't really in them that so much I don't know why it they they takeen over like children's merched onto everything and then they had their own spin-off movie just called Minions which I never watch because that's too much but as far as I know it was critically panned it's just being [ __ ] but probably made a [ __ ] bomb in the box office and it's now become like a thing on Facebook for like middle-aged Ms to like post some kind of like witty joke with like a picture of a Minion I mean it's it's one of those things that doesn't even really register on my radar it's like what else I used to look past it but it's really bugging me what else like J Jeremy Kyle what else is like lowlevel Society like scourge of the earth like minions like Jeremy Kyle like like poundland well you know there those kind of things that you just don't even really sort of think about cuz it's like put it away in a box somewhere I actually went into poundland this afternoon so something that I am not into at the moment is um and I'm actually really really happy in this moment because you're wearing it it's that [ __ ] ring you purchased how rude right never bought this ring oh my God it's so ugly it's literally like Tha lady boy like Pat butcher like East End Market look it look it what are you doing lick it there we go what did I just lick your ring yes no I'm not taking give me the ring precious precious did you love that Meme of I I did it was gol looking into a bass and precious was there that was funny your baby lies you precious what you doing what you doing what you doing I'm really obsessed at the moment with this iPhone game so um you know we are so in tune cuz I've got an iPhone game as well so I'm just going it's not it's either going to be one of two distressing things for me it's sa Moon isn't [Music] it it's like the most addicting thing ever so who want to [ __ ] have that's so annoying shut up shut up so it's an officially licensed Sailor Moon game and it has like voice clips and you've got to go through there's like a vague story line it takes a long time to load which really up it's the jeel is what it is it's beels anyone know that Moon drop so you like you like go through different levels match the the story like matches the first season of a TV series so every now and then you get cut scenes it's a copy of Candy Crush Saga which in itself is a copy of the jewels which I'm sure is a copy of something else the music is really cute and so I'm just I'm obsessed with that at the moment and there's this one part that I just heit over and over and over again soon I don't know what that means because the is in Japanese the time though when does that happen when you fail oh right oh that's SD so when you lose a level like Sagi comes up and she goes soon I don't know why it's really we get ready for a Revisited and you finally say oh I'm finished and then you turn around with your hair on and look at me for the first time I always go soon yes okay so right now I'm really really into little it's a supermarket shopping a little okay so it's a supermarket so since we moved to November yeah there's this new Supermarket down the road and it's called Little okay how would you describe little to people maybe in America cuz I think they have them in Europe I mean it sells a lot of European produce so I'm sure they have little elsewhere in Europe but I don't think they have it in America so I don't know if there's is a condo is it like Chinese food over here which is not anything like real Chinese food is it like a a German Supermarket but they only exist in the UK do they actually exist anywhere else I don't even think it is German is it Swedish or so it's like a budget Supermarket but the stuff isn't bad like a lot of it is [ __ ] but a lot of it is actually really nice stuff nice quality like the fresh food is nice there's a there's a bonger yeah and they do like there's like a green grosses area there's but it's so cheap it's so cheap the problem with them is that the stores are quite small compared to like other supermarkets so they constantly change their stock so you can never find the same [ __ ] thing twice you'll be like ah this pesto is so good I want to eat this every day for the rest of my life and you will not find it next time found we found dark chocolate coated pineapple pieces and they were gorgeous remember so ien have never found them again it's great you do get a lot of a lot of bogans in there though you get a lot of it's kind of got a reputation because it's so cheap for there people um and the people working on the CH on the tills aren't great it's great for like trade like there's a lot of hot guys in little do you think I think that's only specific to our one though because we live in a very dense student population so everyone's really young I I always a lot of people there's a lot of good hair I really [ __ ] hate that new Justin Timberlake song that was performed at the Eurovision song contest and it is [ __ ] everywhere it's number one like in the entire universe and it's always on the radio can stop the feeling it's terrible it's terrible terrible if that's how it sounds what happened to Justin symbolic he used to be so smooth so slick so [ __ ] cool and I always like some [ __ ] just Dad at doing karaoke at a wedding it's horrendous but people love it and I don't get it I've not actually heard it yet you are one of the lucky ones I what's it called can't stop the feeling can't stop the feeling you know during the break for Eurovision I was too busy voting for Australia who won by the way they came first no they didn't okay I don't like James Cordon I feel like James Cordon do you like James Cordon no but I feel like he's a big fan base yes but let me explain something to you anyone from the United States who unfortunately has been you know James cordon's been thrust upon you like a che yeah people love him he's over here he's from here and um he was considered somewhat of an [ __ ] he used to really piss people off he used to do you remember not unlike this this hair that's flying around do you remember when he um introduced um Patrick Stewart an awards ceremony and he made this really awful joke really awward about Patrick Stewart he said he was old and a bit done or whatever so Patrick Stewart tries to sort of you know make a joke back cuz Patrick Stewart was like this is awkward why am I being introduced by someone who's like ruding me so Patrick Stewart makes a joke back James Cordon comes back on and then says something even Rudder by this point the audience just thinking this is not funny and it goes on and on and on and he's just an [ __ ] I think he goes on record to say that it was a constant like joke between them but like actually watching it it was uncomfortable like it wasn't I don't find him amusing I don't think he's entertaining I think he's kind of a loud obnoxious British guy and I think that America has sort of just find laughable how successful he is it's like Zane you guys he sort of came out of a council estate skip no Zan's good he came out of a skip no we like he was birthed in a skip disclaimer probably wasn't birthed in a skip I can't remember her name but I think her name is Candice The chebacco Mask woman and I oh yes I just think she's so adorable I absolutely love it if you guys haven't seen you everyone's seen it I'll explain it Anyway spir video of this Mom and she sat in her car and she takes about 10 minutes to explain that she's bought something from the store and she's really excited and she wants to show you but you has to be patient cuz she can't get it out the box and it's not for her kids it's for herself her kids are going to play with it she's not an [ __ ] but it's not for her kids it's hers and she finally gets it out and it's this chewbaca this plastic chewbaca mask and she puts it on and fair enough it is kind of amazing when you speak it recognizes the sound it opens the mouth like a puppet and then if you hold the mouth open it goes she just thinks it's so hilarious can we rewind to your impression at Che so funny do your cheac potion again I am currently super into sea she's she's she's a lady who sings She's um she's from Australia and she um I I don't know what it was it was it was kind of like a month or so gu I was thinking about this I was someone was like oh do you like SE and I was just like oh yeah I quite like SE and then I was walking home and I realized that my playlist was pretty much entirely Seer it Unstoppable it was Elastic Heart it's broken glass chandelier big girls C it was all of these and I just stopped I suddenly realized like I oh this is this is turned into a thing like God see is number one fan like I did not realize um that song Perfume is so sick she writes like everything She Wolf I've got like I I don't know when it happened but I have not liked anyone so much since have La also if you live in the states I [ __ ] hate you because you get the opportunity to see her you don't hate them don't be so r no I do I I hate you might as well have G I have got written down here kin Jenner oh yes that's a good one we are busy watching season 2 of I am Kate because I do think it is a very interesting documentary but it just makes it more strong makes it more and more clear how much of an absolute [ __ ] she is just an absolute she is a narcissistic deluded B she is the biggest disappointment for the LGBT community I said this the other day Alaska said this once and I think it's great that she is proof that just because you are transs it doesn't mean you're a hero I started to when she first did the Vanity Fair cover like everyone else who didn't read the article we were like yeah yes Caitlyn this is amazing oh my God we've got a spokesperson it's going to be so cool and then like then she started speaking yes exactly but then like halfway through the first season of I am Kate you start to go hm hang on a minute this isn't cool I didn't like how she spoke to V kardashia didn't like how she spoke to Chris and I especially didn't like the finale of season 1 where she makes a point about saying how she doesn't think it's right that when you change your name that no one really celebrates that no one has the opportunity to throw a big party no one really does anything so what I'm going to do is rub it in everyone's faces that they didn't do that and didn't have the opportunity to by having a massive celebrity fi Party All About ceremony I mean for [ __ ] sake I mean I don't know does not cover it it's more that didn't really irk me so much it's just so naive I don't like that she is incapable of having a discussion with anyone she gets an idea into her head and then it's that or nothing okay so something I'm super [ __ ] H I have such a hatred for is like clickbait stuff on like social media like Facebook and stuff where you go on it and the entire thing is just adverts and you have to click next but then one of the banner adverts has next on it you have to click next to go on to the next thing and it'll be it'll be one one picture but you have to click next three times to get all the information out of the picture and the worst thing about it is the [ __ ] they post and I'm I'm talking about like roasted.red album is on iTunes and it's just so cool it's mostly in French and there only the odd words in English a bit like K-pop and it's just really really cool I hate it when like these artists have like a lead single and that's the best song on the album there's so many tracks on this that I like so I'm in love with that at the moment his song was for EUR I'm surprised that J chur did not do better than it did it came what sort of sixth or something and you know we thought it might even enter the top three I think I'd say probably top three the problem is though like you'll never hear him in the states are in the UK because he's not it's French it's all French which you know we have a horrible habit of not listening to any music that's not in English cuz most people are sort of too busy watching [ __ ] what the Jersey sha no what his ass called Jordy Shaw yeah Jesus Christ oh flat as witches tit I quit unexpectedly so my my last good thing is jassic world work so brilliantly and has no look at all of look at this is my game currently so so here's my par there's so much there's so much money to be to be got off of everything um oh that was someone's Instagram liking something that's awkward um I love Jurassic Park I don't know if I've ever mentioned before that I'm quite into dinosaurs and therefore I like Jurassic Park it it's a very very simple game it's it's a very simple game it looks a bit like [ __ ] obious world and Pokémon it is exactly that so you build a park then you like fight dinosaurs and evolve L up you do yes well whose one is this mine or yours well you're on it all the time so I like watch it over your shoulder yes I know and it's it's very sophisticated it's very cute it's it's nothing like all over my face my last thing that I hate at the moment and probably will hate forever now because I'm out of like given a chances is zilia Banks oh good one I'm just so done with her I was done with her a while ago but like I'm now really so done with her I just I can't even I'm I'm not interested in anyone who goes oh but her music's really good I don't care she is she is discourage of society she's disgusting she's absolutely disgusting it's the same reason you shouldn't listen to Chris Brown just don't listen to these people support support these people do not give these people money it's one thing being like a bit of a [ __ ] and it's one thing like being shaded of people the stuff that she says is racist it is homophobic it's disgusting the stuff that she says it's so abor I cannot even believe I'm so glad that Twitter just like blocked her and and she was she's not allowed to perform at these like music festivals anymore I'm just I'm so happy that it does hides behind like I was doing you know I'm trying to make a point here about how you know if you're not white you're [ __ ] like by calling calling that one Zane dude I'm not even going to repeat it oh [ __ ] off like Sor repeating you really could have been so successful and you [ __ ] it up and it's your own stupidity because you're a [ __ ] what are you into hun my last thing that I don't like is cats oh I don't like cats that's awkward because two of my friends have just had just gotten cats do you mean that they're in a couple so that's two of them cat just got a cat and Rosie and Tim have just got a cat cat has got a cat cat and Nathan have just got a catception be's above okay but shut up cuz this is my one and I [ __ ] hate them right cats are [ __ ] first of all they [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] about you no I don't care what you say they don't give a [ __ ] about you they don't know who you are they'd leave you in a [ __ ] heartbeat that's not true they'd scratch the [ __ ] out of you they'll bite you they [ __ ] on the floor they stink there's hair everywhere we're allergic by the way so let's just shut that down dogs are so cute though but cats are not good I love cats I was I've always grown up with cats so I love cats I mean the only good thing cats have ever done for the world is provide the world with the word [ __ ] which is quite just a funny word if we're being honest 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