Improvável | Musical Improvável

"Improbable Musical", all players stand up! Our players will have to do a musical! I want to know if anyone in the audience has a book. Did anyone thought the show would be boring and brought a book? Thanks. I Know What You Did Last Summer. So, the scene title is... 'This is my father's'. That's our scene's title. "Improbable Musical", starting now. - Dad? - What, son? What's going on? The dog ate a dove. - Okay, dogs do that. - But he left the shredded dove in the backyard! I told you I didn't want a dog... - There was a leg, the wings, and the head... - Jesus! And... Dad... The dog's not moving too. - What happened to the dog? - I don't know, maybe it was a poisonous dove! Malaquias? Malaquias? - Son, let's take him to the vet! - He's not moving, dad! His heart is not beating, dad! - Son, maybe we can reanimate him! - Maybe how? Are you the father? - I am... - The dog's father? Actually I'm the grandpa, he's the dog's father. I'm the father. But he's my father. I'm the dog's father. I'm afraid I have some bad news. Oh no, dear Lord, I don't wanna hear... Your dog is... Dead Your dog passed away Your dog is gone - Is gone, your dog is dead - Dead, dead, dead He passed away-ay-ay-ay He passed away-ay-ay your dog - How can I live without Rex - Without Rex - How can I live without Rex - Live without Rex - Every day he ate his dog food - Dog food Now it's time for me to brood - But he's dead - Dead-ead-ead - He passed away - Ay-ay-ay We still have hope, he could make a fine bar of soap I'm buying more integral foods now... - 'Pet show and donations', oh, baby! - Wait, baby, don't go in there... - C'mon! - Easy, baby! I told you my story, I had Rex, he died because of a dove... But they're not giving doves, they're giving dogs! I know, but if we get attached to a dog and it dies... Just a look, I swear, just a little look! I'm not shopping anymore, screw it! - Hi, would you like to adopt a pet? - I would love to, but he's traumatized! There are no traumas here, because the pets are our friends! I know, but they die, we get attached and they die! - We die too, everybody dies! - We die at 70, they die at 15! This is my lover - It's me - He can't have a dog because he can't recover - Recover - He has a trauma, he doesn't want another one After all, Rex wasn't just anyone This is my lover, he can't recover Because he remember his old cocker We've got a pinscher, look at him drool! We have a dog who is very cool! We have a cat, we have a duck A loat of pets, holy fuck - I promised him it was just a look - Just a look - I wanted to take a peek - A peek And I promised not to mess with his rebound But he thinks... We... Should... Not have no hound Baby, I... This one is cross-eyed! I liked this one, baby! - Are you sure? - I don't know, my heart... He's cross-eyed! I'll make a test! I'll call him, if he answers, he owns us and we own him! All right! Let's call him Gusttavo Lima! He answered! He answered! - He's ours, baby! - And they stayed together... Bad Gusttavo Lima! Bad dog! - Everything Gusttavo Lima did... - Look at this shit you made! You call this a product? What the hell is this shit? Don't talk to him like that... It was just Gusttavo Lima and him. - Your dad said he's dropping by, okay? - Okay. To meet the... Did you tell him? About the dog? Easy! Stop! - Jesus! - What? Just a little walk and I can't... - Dad? - It's your dad! My son! It needs some WD40! I'll get some water! Dad, we should go to the living room, I need to talk to you. My son... Is she pregnant? - No... - And the father sensed a weird smell... - A bad smell... - Are you crapping in the living room? It smelled like poop, but then he realized... It smelled like pop music! Dad... He's cross-eyed! And he laughs at you! My son! What a joy! But I'm still afraid, dad. - Of what, son? - At any moment, of a dove... Sick, or whatever, coming to eat something from the ground and and Gusttavo Lima eats it. Son... I believe that if Gusttavo Lima eats a dove... It can only be the dove of peace! The dove of hope! - If a dove lands, my son... - I've been using insecticide all the time! - So there is no doves here! - Doves, son... No... What? Insecticide won't scare away doves, son! A dovecide could scare away doves! But an insecticide scares insects! It doesn't matter, I'm trying to save Gusttavo Lima's life! I don't want him to get poisoned like Rex got... That time... That time... That time when... He still have these issues... But look at... Look at Gusttavo Lima's face... - Look, he's cross-eyed... - Trust him! Son, trust that Gusttavo Lima will be with you for as long as it's necessary. So I decided to open my heart And embrace Gusttavo Lima's fate Even if he dies in a day or two I'll accept his fate, and I'll know he's a human being too It's a dog, my son! I know some stuff and I have to sing Gusttavo Lima nailed doves, I guess he's already nailed worse things CIA. BARBIXAS DE HUMOR presented IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show. WATCH POLITICAL CAMPAIGN RICARDO REIS / ÁLVARO CAMPOS WATCH MORE IMPROVÁVEL WITH MARCIO / WITH MARCO / MUSICAL WATCH MORE SKETCHES 1ST SEASON / EM BREVES