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All righty, my [ __ ] booba [ __ ] enjoyers, welcome back. Um yes, they got inflated. Anyways, we're going to be watching Darth Maul: Apprentice, a Star Wars fan film. This came out I think 10 years ago, so I'm very surprised I haven't seen it, but let's get started. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ __ ] off, Disney. Holy [ __ ] Okay, sound effects. The enemies will pay for what they have done to us. The annihilation of our people will not be left unpunished. For a thousand years, we have been waiting, hiding, observing. But our time to strike is finally at hand. My apprentice. Holy [ __ ] The Jedi are weak, blinded by arrogance and limited by compassion. They choose to deny the true nature of the force, that hate makes us powerful. Okay. Soon you will be strong enough and vengeance will be ours. But until then, our presence must be kept hidden. We cannot let them know what we are planning. You must protect our secrets at all costs. He looks so good. Holy [ __ ] Look at the detail. What? Oh, that's sick. Any intruder must be destroyed immediately. The D1 hater. So good. I'm getting closer to [music] the source of the signal. I can feel it. Very good. Wait. I think there's something else. Holy [ __ ] Even his expressions, that's sick. Cool. WHAT? WHAT? DUDE, I've seen clips of [ __ ] lightsaber battles that Disney came out with. This is so good. This is so much better. Hold up. Hold up. Wait. Oh my god, that's so good. Look at that. Holy [ __ ] Oh. Absolute cinema. Absolute [ __ ] cinema. Yo, still wasting money on energy drinks? Switch to GamerSupps. It's more than just energy, it's hydration, focus, zero sugar, no crashes, and even daily vitamins. So use code Eevee at checkout for 10% off. Plus, if you don't want to commit to a tub, you can grab three random samples once per address. Click the link in the description below, and thank you so much. Back to the video. >> [screaming] >> It cannot be. Hello there. Oh, that's sick. Oh, that's sick. [ __ ] What? Who? I shouldn't have come here. We must inform the council. There is no time. We have to deal with the door ourselves. Everyone focus. Don't let him get away. Stay close to me. Are you guys [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] That's a battle, bro. What the [ __ ] How did he stream? >> [groaning] >> Dude, it. Oh, he's stripping now. Oh, he's doing something. Hold up. That's so sick. Bro, look. Hello? Hold up. No. You have been beaten. Surrender. There is no escape for you. That guy should have been on the dark side. Drake? That's sick. Oh. Oh, he's [ __ ] Oh, he's [ __ ] Oh. Woah, okay. Like it actually feels like the the power in their moves, you know? Like the clips I've seen of of Disney's {quote} {unquote} dueling, it's so weak. It's so weak. This feels like there's actually power in everything they do. I love that. Oh. Holy [ __ ] Like look at that. That in itself, you can like feel the actual power of the Like that's so good. >> [laughter] >> But we can't. We have to retreat. If you let him escape, it could mean the end for all of us. You have to trust me. Now, he's a D1 hater. You know winning this with love. Holy [ __ ] >> [groaning] >> Sith, your fighting style is a long forgotten art, but I understand it now. Huh? Oh, he knows. He landed a hit. Uh Let us leave. We already lost too much. Bro, she just wants to go. >> [laughter] >> This is so good. >> Take him. Don't be afraid, my young apprentice. I will protect you. Come. Focus. Holy [ __ ] >> This is so good. Guys, this is so good. YouTube stream probably just got taken down. I'm not even joking. I'm seeing the messages. I think YouTube thought this was Disney and they took the YouTube stream down. This is how That's how good this is, by the way. That's how good this is. So, >> [laughter] >> He should have retreated. I'm sorry. >> [gasps] [panting] >> Ma She She wanted to run, bro. Don't kill her. She wanted to run. She didn't even want to fight. He's not going to kill her, is he? Oh, never mind. I lied. Oh, what? [ __ ] back. That's so good. Nope, she ran away. I wonder if he [music] saw something, though. OH, GOD DAMN IT, GIRL. GIRL, NO. Not this again. I bet you there's a sign in front of it that says, "If you want to live, go left. If you want to die, go right." And she'll go right. [ __ ] She has fears. She'll be on the dark side, 100%. I don't think he's going to kill her. I have a weird feeling. I know he's a demon hater, but Oh, girl, don't do it. Oh, no. Anger, yeah. Oh, well. I guess this is it. This is so good already. I'm saying, bro, is if he looked at me like that, guess I'll join the dark side. >> [laughter] >> Oh, so good. >> [panting] >> Um, she fought. She is attacking with anger, though. Oh, damn. Okay. Oh, hell no. That would have hurt. Anger. The money. He's just toying with her. That's so sad. He's doing something. He's doing something. He's not trying to kill her right away. He's doing something. Yeah, it does feel like he's trying to convert her. Oh, good. >> [panting] >> Oh, he's watching. He has to kill her. I feel like maybe he saw something in her, you know? I don't know. I I It's one of those things where I feel like How do I put this? Maybe like a part of him? You have done well, my young apprentice. The force is strong with you. Yeah. He saw something. >> Every Jedi you have killed has made you stronger. No mercy, no compassion limits you. You are truly powerful. Darth Maul, your training is complete. This is the beginning of your full power, Jedi. Yes, my master. Oh, so good. Are we up to We're up to credits. Yeah. Well, that was the fan film on Darth Maul apprentice that got my stream on YouTube taken down, so. >> [laughter] >> It was so good. YouTube was like, "Yeah, Disney's going to be mad at me. No, [ __ ] It was good." That's how you know it wasn't Disney. >> [laughter] >> This video was recorded on twitch.tv/zeraeves. 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