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when I was doing melatonin my dreams were wild real quick before we do this I want to read my dream that I wrote down in my uh dream journal AKA my phone and uh this is the dream I had last night here's what I wrote eating Taco Bell with Dave Gro period been at a party at my cousin's house I built a roller coaster track for a little car filmed it scaring Tommy wo for a documentary and that's it so I'm kind of predictable I guess even my dreams are predictable I'm going to read what I have written here in my dream diary AKA cell phone okay so um the first one was a weird it says here going through people's living rooms to get to the Great Pyramid but I I think I did voice to text and it I wrote um it wrote I'm a Giza strip so in the Giza strip and instead it said I'm a Giza strip and then the second one was Bill Burr Comedy Tour faximile of the outside but inside with beach chairs first comedian bombed with a n Naruto joke and got kicked off The Tour by Bill Burr when making a joke about his sister I was a stage hand that did nothing and I couldn't find my guitar that's what I wrote so this was a good idea anything from them turns into this fucking bizarre fever dream nightmare here was last night's bike dream in sewer where there was a saying good luck completing this there was a sign mocking me as I was riding on the path as I was riding on the path it got more narrow I completed it and then tried to get the footage of it from the sewer department the sewer department the department of sewage okay here's what I wrote Oh God this is the worst one yet easily some of a graveyard closed off I guess for Halloween and staff was being spooky and scaring people that's what I wrote exactly that now normally when I write down a dream and I come back to it I kind of have some recollection of it and right now I have no memory of this place I have a new dream here's exactly what I wrote mask costume party outside at night where everyone was wearing sheets and talking to each other kind of like sleep no more but without the silence or masks huh as it was starting to get interesting the real Beetle Juice showed up the dude put me in a goooo Gaga chair I swear to God it's exactly what I wrote what does that mean the fuck does that mean okay I had another dream last night that I wrote down this one's less comical it was okay so here's what I wrote down Leonard nemoy in cheesy Mall talking with me about various life lessons revealed that there is a post after life he kind of winked about it and then vanished as I woke up not sure I was meant to reveal this that's what I got from the dream yeah when I woke up I knew that this information was for me only and I had to make the decision of whether or not I wanted to reveal it to the stream like it felt like verboten information so now you know there's a post afterlife and I'm probably going to pay the karmic price for that I had another dream recently by the way that I thought you might like to know I forgot to tell you two days ago well two things the first one was in my dream I invented a new word and it made perfect sense but when I woke up and wrote it down it made no sense so the word details in my mind it was detail less right so more details would be detlor and I wrote it down and then I realized details is not spelled at all like it was in my dream chat I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me or my subconscious now you know so here's what I wrote down for the dream saw Martin scors at the shitty gaming award show I was at for like 35 people after me bashing Star Trek Picard while screening an episode I went to talk to Scorsese and it was a good conversation he then asked me if I had any idea what was going on in this world and I said no but I can try my best to explain it he told me he likes to walk so we go for a walk and as we do he gets smaller and smaller and eventually turns into a stick insect and starts eating leaves while I'm explaining things to him about the world and what I do in it uh it says I've been lose him completely so that's incorrect so I I I lose him completely as he vanishes into a pile of leaves so now you have all the detl Moores here are the detl Moes on my dream from last night I was on some kind of semi-tropical vacation and signed up for a speedboat ride to another Island Charlie AKA critical was the captain of the boat and put me on the other team whatever that means I sat in the front of this large speed boat with like 12 people in it which I was told was the McDonald's seat as it was where you get the most fish that would come to greet you as the sky got really dark and rainy Charlie was cracking jokes and a bunch of weird sea life eventually did greet me by flopping into the boat this includes strange mini dolphin things that was the dream Vinnie what's a mini McDonald's thing no it was the McDonald's seat was because that's where you get the most fish filet that was the joke that people were telling me in the dream I remember that I don't fucking know chat I I don't listen dreams are weird I just know this the dream journal was the best decision I've made in the past two months at least I had another dream recently two nights ago that I forgot to tell you it was not much of one but I wrote it down just the basic outline which as you know my dreams lately have been pretty stupid so here's one Jim Carrey quizzes me on the dinosaur that was in the water what does that mean I don't I don't even know what that means I had another weird dream that I wrote down this one is exceptionally strange so I think this is probably I had like four hours of sleep woke up and here's what I got guy at an outdoor shopping area was waiting online for this new Taco Bell that just opened up he had an umbrella that he would swish around and it would make a sound that was sharp dressed I was very tired clear clearly while in line for Taco Bell the guy starts playing with a fetus and really started grossing me out he explains that it was just an orangutan fetus and how cool it was okay I noticed a sign above him he called himself Joan exotic he returned to his Booth as I got my Taco Bell and it was okay I later found out I don't know chat I later found out that it was a knockoff Taco Bell using the same name but a capital i instead of a lowercase L this was upsetting though maybe not as upsetting as the fetus as I walked out I was given a business card by some telemarketer type guy as the fetus guy walked by and explained that it was just business so that's the kind of dreams I've been having lately I can you maybe see why I'm having trouble sleeping maybe my subconscious is like nah you don't you don't want to sleep you don't need to no no need just business um I'll tell you what I do have one that I wrote down and I forgot to mention it because it's fucking completely incoherent and I have no recollection of it whatsoever so here's what it says I'll just read as I wrote it Flight of the Concords live from home rain running in thunderstorm alien spores like I wrote it shorthand as if I would remember the rest of it later and put it on together zero I I got zero of any of that here is the weird fucking dream I had last night okay air yacht with several Bros is how I start this what is an air yacht I don't know I I was so tired I wrote i a i r y a c t HT okay we land in the look at jungle or rainforest someplace and rest and refuel the fuck drugs was I on in the middle of the night dear Lord one of the Bros decides to start filming himself eating the various flora and fauna and laughing about it people warned him to stop as he would get sick he keeps going and laughing he starts hallucinating and I throw the yacht across the yard mind you the yacht is now like a twt long model and also maybe a burger I sadly managed to injure a birthday moth which seems to be artificially dressed up by the bro its wings are birthday card shaped like candles it is fine someone said I can't follow this yeah neither could I the when I say Bros I don't mean like they were my friends I mean they were like like Bros like Jersey Shore Bros and that's why they were filming for like Instagram uh that you know they wanted to like go to the rainforest with the air yacht so that they could like do stupid shit I had a dream that I wrote down very very minimal I didn't go into too much detail but here's what I wrote let me see if I remember it people holding me captive in VR because the video settings were set to anyone allowed to comment they wanted Ransom I think I'm getting some vague recollection I was in VR and then I Heard a Voice which could have been anyone but maybe it was Ross tell me Vinnie you're still in VR and you don't know it and they're coming after you you forgot to turn off your privacy you forgot to turn on your privacy options and I'm I'm like oh shit he's like you got to get out of there quick and then they they came for me and I couldn't figure out how to get out of VR and they found a way to inflict pain on me these I don't know who they were just some randos and they oh oh they had destroyed my town cuz in VR I had a town and they turned it all into like flat polygon space they got rid of all my stuff um and then they put me in some weird like I ran from them for a while in like a Peewee Harman like Beetlejuice Playhouse and then they put me into like a torture chair like Han Solo was in and just as they were starting to torture me I felt the pain and then I woke up from the dream I forced myself to get out of VR by waking up I got a lot of that dream I remembered a lot of that one see even writing down a couple sentences is enough sometimes speaking of dreams I wrote one down um it was a subway station SL Museum that was giant crackhead tried to steal my phone but meant to get my wallet instead people started assaulting each other with blow darts it was Oran organized and I was stuck in this place with a desert eagle fighting living mannequins I I don't know what the fuck that was all right I have some dream entries I forgot to tell you about okay well the second one is not really a dream so much as it is a quote I heard in my dream but here's here's the dream Tom Hanks as a detective kept checking my ID at a school or a doctor's building I'm not sure he kept checking over and over again and wouldn't let me go I started getting upset and after showing him all of my cards and ID I found out that I remind reminded him of someone perhaps his son he started crying and the acting was good but just as I was about to find out someone walked by with a gun no one thought it was loaded except me he shot and I think injured someone so I grabbed the gun and shot him back Here's the the second dream thing which is just a quote as I was about to wake up I heard a quote in my head uh I wrote is that Cloud's Chernobyl or just a goat cloud is in Final Fantasy 7 cloud is that clouds Chernobyl or just a goat yeah so my dreams very wildly you know you can get your stars bright and glowing no matter where you're going you know um you could get the less you say the more you show the you show you show etc etc etc you could get all that stuff or you can get is that Cloud's Chernobyl or a goat this is a good area for my dream I'll tell you the dream now I was an actor on Always Sunny doing a scene with a famous actress however I didn't prepare and I didn't know my line while in the scene I freaked out and had to go through the script but couldn't find my lines turns out I only had a couple but not only could I not memorize them in the dream but the pages of the script were out of order so I couldn't find them again all this while the pressure was on me completely I was holding up production there's also a script book but the pages were out of order in that too everyone was waiting for me to get my shit together but I couldn't I woke up in a sweat that's what I wrote down and I really did I remember I I woke up in a fucking cold sweat Vinnie did you have a weird dream again yes I did actually uh two in fact skeleton MMO morrowwind in VR that was from like last week I forgot to mention that one I don't know what that means and then um last night it says here I had a dream I was ordering at a Subway or something like a Subway but because dream communication is nearly impossible the order kept getting longer and longer and more ridiculous until eventually it was $75 the dream took a long time and the person making the sandwich was pissed at me just as I was about to eat the sandwich I woke up it was like um the Tom Green sandwich it was just huge and it was disgusting and then I was like just about to eat it and I woke up Chad I had a weird dream oh God this is a lot this is a lot of text all right so this is um another one of my uh entries in my weird dream journal thing on my phone okay so video chat cheesy Elvis song with Dave GR and the rest of the Foo Fighters covering an Elvis song Blue Christmas with incoherent rambling between the verses it was a large wedding hall and some kind of party sadly the Beach Boys with John Stamos were there I had asked out loud if it was the real Beach Boys or Mike Love's Hollow husk John Stamos was there without me seeing him and he replied something like give him a break as he looked upset Brian Wilson was there and told the story of how he composed the song from all the tones on the television one at a time by using the clicker and pausing every couple of seconds and transcribing the notes into a song he then told me that modern remotes aren't fast enough to do this oh my God so I remember I remember the first part of the dream it was like we'll have a blue Christmas without you little here and there's a time what are y you where we going for cheese sandwich man it was that last dream I wrote down was the one with JJ Abrams call with JJ Abrams that I won from a contest we spoke on the phone for a while and I asked him about the status of the Dre movie he told me it was out the next day what we also talked about halflife while I was walking through a mall for some reason okay I don't that's a stupid one here's the one I had last night Back to the Future Doc and Marty inherit a sailboat and have to sail it around Long Island to dock it on Staten Island before they do they get to another version of themselves from the past at a base near the water as they repair the boat and prepare a pizza party an ancient evil is on Earth in a mine it is an undead moose that rides a Zord it hates hockey players and wants to collect them cut to the base and there are now four Marty mcfli and four docks all other actors but using facial CGI to become the characters I could see the flaws in the CG the pizza party is about to begin while their quippy banter continues but then on the horizon the sky grows dark and the Moose on the Zord appears it shoots a laser but doesn't kill anybody but lands to ask if there are any hockey players present Biff who is also there for some reason says yes and havoc and S that's a that's a real fucking dream I had last night oh I had a new Dream well I mean a lot of people have new dreams but my dream is to one day be a circus clown now I had a uh I had a dream that I'll read it it's really really stupid it simply says here Anakin show two but replacing sand with hand as in hand sanitizer or like sand sanitizer I don't know what that means chat