The Otachan Show

[Music] hey Naruto coos it's me your wonderful house with the most Oh chan as you can see we've got a whole new studio new cameras sound equipment and even a lighting guy I said hold it straight [ __ ] today's episode is brought to you by the sponsor together we're going to learn a multitude of neat japanese phases that's still no doubt proved essential to all you anime Watchers out there just think of me as your highly attractive yet questionably underage teacher just think of me as your scent I just think of these phrases is your trusty tools that she'll serve you well and your never-ending crusade to assimilate yourself into a culture that doesn't want you or need you okay okay let's begin Shonen the church Shonen refers to manga and anime marketed to a male audience roughly between the ages of 10 and 18 this is the perfect age because they've usually got money and probably dumb enough to buy your [ __ ] he'll throw in some fighting some [ __ ] and some dumb [ __ ] and you've pretty much got yourself a million dollar intellectual property typical shown in shows include the Goku show the one with the crippled [ __ ] the one I don't [ __ ] care about and the one where the big people eat the little people no the other one Jojo this one literally means girl in Japanese and his most often used to refer to manga and anime marketed to a female audience and also that guy you never picked in gym class this Shauna tends to have lots of romance and drama and happy endings and all that [ __ ] [ __ ] that doesn't really happen in real life because in real life the guy that you like leaves you for some [ __ ] reasoning like oh oh - Chan what did you put a tracking chip in my lower spine and OH - Chan you can't show up drunk - my mother's funeral thing you know it's restraining orders then you set fire to his car and blah blah blah blah topical shoujo shows include room where the cat tells you to do stuff for one more is technically bestiality the one where I again just don't give a [ __ ] about and sexy blackmail boy the movie be shown in these these are some show Joe this can literally be translated to beautiful girl in Japanese and is a term for a beautiful young girl typical examples of bishoujo girls include Oh would you look at that it's just pictures of me oh [ __ ] again doesn't she or dojin those in she is Fabri Dee's manga other self-published works they are usually made by small fans circles who often use characters from anime manga and games or anything they like really Japanese companies tend to ignore doujinshi however some use it to gauge the popularity of their products I mean I'm fairly sure there are hundreds of doujins about me I mean it's embarrassing I don't even want to see what you guys hmm remember kids not all dojin salud but all Lutz are doujins that doesn't even make sense typical dojin artists include holy [ __ ] do any of this it's time for our quickfire bonus translation round guys and this round an image will appear and I have to tell you guys the correct Japanese translation grab a pen and paper so you can play along with me at home okay let's go okay this one's easy Inu seriously what the [ __ ] she Nino he an eternal son shits it away that's [ __ ] up [Music] onii-chan Emoto Emoto no jet tip Jitsu what do they need to know how to say this that's it I'm done here how many more of these have we got semen lolly lolly contract now a uri from juicy from okay that's a lot of words come on you can do this Oh degenerates your job you're not getting high this time do it for the viewers do it for the viewers do it with any words of forget I'm getting high we're getting hi guys and uh Japanese is just it's just Chinese but with like more framelits you know what do you think [Music] [Music]