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Now, when I say Resident Evil, what's the first thing that comes to your mind? Yes, that's right, esports. Then, when I say worst Resident Evil, most of you immediately pounced on six. Maybe Operation Raccoon City. Some of you so bold as to say fine. >> You know you love this filter. Stop denying it, you filthy piss filter lover. But you are wrong. So inconceivably wrong. You know why? Cuz there's one out there that I'm sure Capcom would love to pretend never happened. And it happened 6 months before Resident Evil 7. I introduced to you all Umbrella Course, the esports ready Resident Evil game that scored so beautifully because it really handled the franchise with care. It sold horribly, died instantly, and just faded into obscurity. So anyways, everyone hated this abomination, and Capcom went every opposite direction it possibly could to get away from this, making it the worst Resident Evil game ever made. In we go. In we go. I really feel like with all the Resident Evil spirit happening right now, this is Oh, what? It'd be great if you'd send it to the developer of the game, Capcom. Hold on. Let's try that. Yeah. No, no, no. We're fine. We're fine. It's going to be okay. We're going to get in, right? Oh, no. Give me two. I [music] got to uninstall the game real quick. Hold on. Hold on. It's going to be fine. Everybody stand back. It's going to be fine. When in doubt, try try again. That's a direct quote from Leon s Resident Evil. Is it not even going to Why? What? How is this not even going to boot up? Installed files. I'm going to try to boot it up from this. Can I verify integrity of game files? Come on. Why is this so complicated? It's working, baby. We hacked in. We got it. No. Uh, compatibility for Windows 8, maybe. Go to my PC, click system properties, and then click advanced. I already did that. And then from performance, you have to go advanced executable. It's already in there, though. How is this even possible? Yeah, there it is. Okay, so now I have to I Hold on, guys. Everybody stand back. We're going to remove this one. And then we're going to add umbrella cores. There it is. Open. Apply. Okay, maybe I should restart my computer and then see if it works now. So, I restarted my PC and I get a blue screen and it was like, "Your drive has recently changed. You need to enter the Windows recovery key." So, I had to go to Microsoft, find my recovery key to fix the drive to to run this game. Don't crash. Don't crash. Dude, this is so complicated to get this working. I'm running this as AN ADMINISTRATOR. OH MY GOSH. WE GOT IT. WE [laughter] GOT IT. WE'RE IN. WHO would have thought I just had to brick my computer and change every setting I've ever done to run umbrella cores. Is there anybody in an online match? All right, let's see if there's anybody online today, huh? There are currently seven players in game right now. I guess I just have to do the single player options. The day is finally upon us. We're resuming the experiments. We'll start with the abandoned umbrella research facility. You'll find plenty of researchers there, or what's left of them. Oh, I'm so excited for this. I hope it's just like the other Resident Evil games. I hope it's just like Resident Evil 9. This is the lore of the game. The zombies are hungry. Get ready to Resident Evil. I have forgotten how excellent this was. The gameplay is sublime in this one. This is just Leon gameplay from Resident Evil 9. I'm putting my gun in my eyeball. Look. Why am I doing that? Wait, there's cover. [laughter] That's awesome, man. What do you mean I survived? I didn't do anything. How did this ever get bad reviews? How is this mostly negative on Steam? Here's some weapons. Use them well and you may be able to survive. Man, I love the story behind this one. This is actually one of the most iconic missions in Resident Evil history. This one right here. People love this one. The lore, the story behind this one. It's really interesting. Now, I'll explain to you why this mission is so unique. It genuinely has more more conceptualized ideas and and and formulated opinions than any other Resident Evil game has probably ever done, I would want to say. Now, I I can get some Resident Evil super fans to fact check that one. But if you guys are watching this right now, please let me know your your opinion on the lore accuracy and the absolute depth of this mission in particular. I appreciate your feedback. Happy birthday. Here's a shotgun. Dude, that line is one of the best lines ever written in Resident Evil history. I could just slither around like a snake. The zombies are very afraid of snake, man. Oh, can I go under? I can go under here. Dude, there's secret passageways. What is this one? Oh, shotgun. Oh, this is exciting. Oh, that shotgun's good. That one's got range right there. Oh, I actually have to physically lift that. This game is so interactive. There it is. What do you mean? I survived. I didn't do anything. Why is the gun right there? Can somebody tell me the tactical advantage of gluing the gun to the side of my head? Sample obtained. Sample obtained. I have no ammo. Wait. Wait. Oh, I can melee though. The businesswoman. The scientist. Why couldn't Grace just do this? Pistol whip everyone. This guy can crawl so fast. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Die. Oh no. Wait, what? Survival's at hand. You survive immediately. Please go to this facility and do the thing you've already been doing and try not to die. I love the writing behind this. The passion. Oh, a vector scope. A scoped vector. [laughter] It really is just the same mission every time, isn't it? Round one. Is there more? Oh. Oh, round two. There's actually more gameplay. This is the only game mode. It's just getting samples the entire time and listening to the amazing noises of picking up samples constant. Don't you love that? Don't you love that ringing in your ear? Leon, we need you to rescue Grace. Okay. The zombies aren't even trying right now. Match point. What do you mean match point? Am I playing a multiplayer match by myself? Sample obtained. Did the Did the devs just forget that this was the single player mode or? Dude, look at me go, man. There is no stopping me. >> I love that this is technically canonically a part of the Resident Evil universe. This is more Resident Evil than Ethan Winters. How long does this go on for? Never mind. Oh, we got a new map. Collect the infected DNA samples and a new task. It's the game that just keeps on giving. Look at that view, man. That's one of the best views in Resident Evil history. This one's mine. Temple obtained. This one's mine. Temple obtained. This one's mine. Okay, next mission. Secure the location to Wait, is this an actually new objective? Going to the objective, ignoring all zombies. Just except that guy. Oh, we got to get We got to get upstairs. Hold on. We got to go upstairs. I don't know. I don't know how to get up. Oh, what is this? Oh, bull pup. Yeah, I'll take that. No. No. No, this gun sucks. By the way, I I expected much better from this shotgun. I'm just going to slither my way through. Nobody can stop me. Are we almost done? Have I almost secured the location for the quest? Another one. Oh, okay. What is this called? This is called the Walter. Isn't that Wait a minute. Isn't that the guy from Survival is at hand. You survive. Very tight gameplay. You know, you really feel like you're out of ammo the entire time. What is it? You can't rip off the wallpaper. There is none. What are these zombies, stupid? Here's your chance to go nuts. Kill to your heart's content. What does the game think I've been doing? All right. Well, let's just kill everyone time. [screaming] This isn't about fun. Okay. Resident Evil isn't about fun. It's a serious game. This is just the entire game. It's just doing this. There it is. Wake up. I would love to have a better gun than the one that I have right now. Oh, I'm dead. That's it. I'm dead. I just get mauled. Wait, round one. They're putting me back down to round one. Oh, that is unforgiving. Oh, we got a new pistol. It's actually worse than my other pistol. Are you kidding me right now? I love just running through a door and blasting zombies. Just there's something very satisfying about it. You there. Come here. Kill. What is the point of that? That felt so useless. The village where it all started. Maybe we'll get to see Leon in this mission. They threw this in the game just for fan service. Oh, I hate when video games put things into the game that make me think past the nostalgic eras. I hate it. Oh, I forget. This is where we got some runners. There it is. Oh, freaking birds. I'm fighting birds and villagers. How am I supposed to get that sample? Give me that sample, please. Game, give me the Thank you. Oo, nice. The Warthog. A little fun fact. This is actually my favorite gun from Halo. Dude, they really just send you out there going, "Hey, here's some guns. Have some fun." Can I go through this window? I can. I can be on this roof. FREAKING BIRDS. GET OUT of here. Stop it. Stop saying words in language I don't understand. Get out of here, bird. Just breathe. Breathe, umbrella boy. [screaming] Get out of here, Frank. That guy's tough. Look at that. Holy. What is this? What? What was that? Oh, shoot. What is happening, dude? I don't know what is happening right now, bird. Leave me be. Unbelievable. Get out of What the heck? [laughter] It just immediately killed me. It's a good thing that giant zombie can't get on our roof. All right, wait for the bird. Right. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's vaulty. They parkour now. It's so hard to play this game when you have to be this zoomed in the entire time. Let me in. FREAKING GRENADE. [screaming] NO. WHAT is this? Thank goodness they didn't just attack me immediately. No. No. No. No. I have no ammo. It's all melee now. It's all melee. Oh, we're fine. We're fine. We got to We got to speed this one. Shut up, dude. Just ignore all zombies. Obtain briefcases. Oh, freak. We got mute. We got mutant. [laughter] He's fast. I need ammo. I need [screaming and groaning] Okay, he's really fast. Run by. Freaking it. And then we're going to just hold up back here for a second. Oh, freak. I'm dead. Survival is about to start. Holy freak. There's a lot of enemies. I am meleeing a million guys. Ah man, Resident Evil 5 got to be my favorite Resident Evil game. Shut up. You know what's dumb? That they don't like combine more missions so that you get to like go to multiple locations. They just force you into the same locations every time and then once you're done, it's done. Samples, please. Sample. Hold on. Sample. Sample. Hey. Hey. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't be like that. Hold on. And I need to reload this incredibly slow shotgun. This really was a game for the fans if I'm going to be honest. You know, I just want a different gun, man. I'm just looking around for guns. I ain't finding nothing here. Don't. No. Stop. [laughter] This is so This is so bad. Collect the DNA samples and then recover the briefcase. Oh, they're starting to mix and match some missions here. Oo. >> Sample obtained. Sample obtained. Here it is. I love that somehow this is like just Resident Evil, right? Like it's still Resident Evil at mine in soul in mind. Dude, I can I get any better guns? Like where are the better guns on this map? I am frantically searching at like zero FOV. There it is. Oh, better gun. Uh better gun. Let's go. Check this out. Got that Got that scoped SMG. You know what this reminds me of? Metal Gear Survive. I I just keep feeling it. I keep feeling it. The camera is too close. No, I think I could get closer. Like maybe like this. Yeah, this is good. Oh my I got a revolver and it's bad. It's really bad. Shut up. Shut up, zombie. Your opinion is irrelevant. You are you kidding me right now? How is the revolver the worst pistol in the game? Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh my Oh my gosh. That's a big Oh my reloaded gun, dude. Reloaded. I'm dead. I'm dead. He's coming for me. He is coming for me. I am so dead. Unless Unless I am very brave. I'm not brave. I'm My bravery is is going downhill. Freak that guy. >> No, wait. There was another door here. Oh my gosh, that was so confusing. I just got lost for like 10 minutes there. I love how he holds the revolver right there. Do you have any idea how difficult that would be to shoot the revolver from this position? Never mind. It's actually easy. No. No. No. [screaming] No. Where's the dog? Get out of here, you dumb birds. For I hate you. And I win. Die. Look at Look at this. [laughter] I hate how fast they run on you. They got yucky spider tentacle faces. Please give me samples. Two more sample. There we go. Holy freak. That's difficult. Oh frick. Melee. Melee the dogs because the Oh. Oh, freak that guy, man. Oh, that's dumb. I got to do this three times in a row without failing. Oh no. What is this gun? Uh oh. Oh yeah, finally an actually good gun. Kind of maybe. No, it doesn't. It doesn't feel like it anymore. All right, there we go. Sample obtained. All the samples. Let's go. That guy needs to die immediately. Like get rid of him right off the freaking ammo. Ammo. I need ammo. Where is ammo? You Oh, freaking You got to swap your gun to make sure you put the ammo in the right gun. Here he comes. No, [laughter] that is awful, my guy. Just one more sample, dude. You You are the chosen one. Give me your sample. There it is. [laughter] And I have to do that again. They I don't have enough ammo for this mission. I What? They spawn. Oh, this is bad. Frick. How is he not dead? I am dead. I'm dead. Never mind. Killed him instantly. I meleeed him. Oh, we got the Luger. What the freak is this? What is this? It's silent. I do like that. Oh, this is the best. This is actually the best gun in the game. Now, where it all began. Wait a minute. Wasn't that the other mission where it all began? Is this the second where it all began mission? I love this map though. Aesthetically, this map is beautiful. With that said, I hate this game. It's the worst. Quick, take some cover fire. Break away my take cover fire. Yeah. Oh, this is so practical. No ammo. Fine. It's melee time. As long as you're good at meleeing, you can't lose. Survival is at hand. Survival is survived. All right. Capture and defend the position. The position or positions. It's positions. This game's a filthy liar. Get these freaking birds out of here, dude. Man, is it This would actually go pretty hard in the competitive gamer scene on Twitch. I feel like some people would actually get really into this game. There's just something so exciting about this game, you know? Really makes you excited to play literally anything else. All right, defending the point. Defending the point. Defending the point. I've defended the point. All right, we got to go over this wall. There's freaking birds. I'm doing an melee only run. You're being dramatic. You're being annoying. Travels a hand. My gosh. He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it. I did it. Game's so bad. I have to create my own fun. Wait. Okay, so this mission is called Where It All Began. And then what was this mission called? Village where it all started. [laughter] Oh, sorry. They're very different. They're very, very different. We're going to mix things up today. In order to test the equipment, we're giving you new weapons and ammo. Finally. It only took them half the game to do it. All right, here we go. This gun sucks. >> Hey, in order to test some new equipment, we're giving you the worst of the worst. You're going to hate your life. I will take this magnum, though. Oh, wait. No, this gun also sucks. Melee, melee, melee, melee, melee, melee game. I feel like melee is kind of just the best in this game overall. There's not really anything that's better than melee in this game. Collector and Domination. I love how my objectives are just game mode. Dude, this shotgun freaking sucks. If your gun can't kill a dog in one hit, it's failed. Okay, dude. What is this Luger? Dude, do you see this thing? What have they done to this Luger? The zombie apocalypse has truly begun. I am dead. I cannot believe I died. No, I was three missions in the birds and it's the dogs. Is Dr. Doulan after me or Yes. Thank goodness. Something I can use that will actually do something. GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DUMB BIRD. I hate him. I hate this bird. No. No. No. No. No. What am I doing here? get these special infected Oh, special infected DNA samples. So, there's a there's a gonna be a big scary fella around here, isn't there? Where's the Oh, that's a special. I I think he's the special one that they were talking about. I am being mauled by a thousand birds right now. Well, there goes all my ammo. Can I get a better gun, please? Video game, get freaking birds. That's a special one. Thank you. Where do I go here? Well, I have to melee him to death now, I guess. Or video aim, please. Are you kidding me, dude? So, I have to melee all these zombies and only kill the special zombies with gun. I know how to kite these guys. You bring them over here to this sewer and then they can't get you. Or he tries. Yeah, we can cheese this game, baby. Get out of here, you dumb birds. Get manhold, you idiot. You stupid inferior zombie. You really thought you were on to something with that, huh? So, we just have to wait for the big boy to spawn. Get out of here. Get out of here, you dumb bird. And let's get this little sample here. Yeah. All done. So easy. Over this down here. Over the counter. Over freaking so many. They're all biting my ankles, dude. Did they give me one mag for each gun? The new CEO of Umbrella wants another yacht. So, you get one magazine of ammo in the zombieinfested police department. You literally can't catch me. You can't do anything about this. That zombie literally can't get me when I'm doing this. Crawling zombies can follow you through vents and drainage ditches. I had forgotten that you could crawl. It is the most pointless thing in this [clears throat] game. We've now arrived in Canada, so survival is very, very low. Oh my Oh, that's a big guy. I Why are they giving me the worst gun in the game? These guns all suck. Every gun I have sucks. It's all the worst. It's all bad. Oh, wait. He's stuck there. No, he's not. Psych. De him out. D him out. That's bad. This is one of those uh throw a grenade at the ground situations. Hopefully, it's a flame one. It is. Nice. Oh, this is insane. Survival is at hand. You have survived. Freaking day, dude. [laughter] Barely. Oh, there's more to this one. Oh my goodness. This game goes on forever. Just go as fast as you can. They can't freaking Yep. They got me. They got me. I'm dead. I'm dead. Where do I go? Is there a vent? Is there a vent? Oh, freaking Wait, what the heck? What? All right, I am not going to complain about that one too much. How many head shot does it take to get to the bottom of a zombie? You have to be You have to jam the gun down their throat in order to kill them. I'm right here. I'm right here. Come get me, idiot. One more sample. Just one more sample. Thank you. This last one is going to suck royally. The fact that I have to capture flags. Freaking run. I really like this staircase. This is my favorite staircase in the entire game so far. Uh, get in. Get in, dude. No. This is mine. Stand back. Now I can get to the control point. The entire objective of this. Oh, I still got the freaking Desert Eagle. My favorite gun that's just flickering. Oh, he has so much damage. What happens when you kill monster after monster? Eventually, you become one of them. Human by conception, alpha by choice. The final battle. This is it. This [laughter] is the last mission in the game. And we've beat it. How does one get up there? Can I climb this? I can. I am dead. [laughter] I am immediately dead. Freak. He's up there. What? Oh, he's stuck up there, though. What an idiot. What a wor What the worst spawn ever for that guy. He can't even jump down cuz he's stupid. Imagine being a big dumb idiot zombie who can't even can't even climb. There he is. That is terrifying. If these guys had projectiles, I would be done for. Dude, no. I need you to stop. I need you to calm down. Hold on. I need to calm down for just like two seconds. There we go. Dude, like a freaking kid who just drank way too much red juice. This is good. This is good. This is good gameplay right here. Unfortunately for you, you are unable to get up here because you are dumb and bad. Have this grenade. Dude, it's like the zombies are just not even playing the game anymore. They just completely stop doing everything. Is that him? Oh, that's him right there. I'm going to shoot your ankles, buddy. That it is. Wait, is it over? [laughter] That was it. That was the final boss. I'm going back to Resident Evil 9. [music]