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Curated by: Haru Senpai (8 videos)
PART 1 - https://youtu.be/ui6fqq2WgyA After accidentally discovering the most BROKEN marriage exploit in human history, this guy realizes that getting stronger is actually pretty simple: get a hardworking pregnant wife, support her dreams, feed her expensive monster organs, and then shamelessly collect FREE POWER every time she trains. While other warriors spend decades risking their lives for tiny stat increases, this absolute parasite of love is out here unlocking hidden achievements like **"Husband Buff Lv.MAX"**, **"Pregnant Wife XP Multiplier"**, and **"Financially Responsible Sugar Daddy Cultivation Technique."** Things get even more ridiculous when he casually jumps from rookie warrior to hidden monster, starts dissecting bulletproof bears like he's slicing birthday cake, accidentally becomes stronger than most veteran fighters, and responds to professional assassins the same way normal people respond to spam calls: with mild annoyance. Meanwhile his wife thinks he's a talented warrior, his boss thinks he's a once-in-a-century genius, his enemies think he's a harmless newbie, and he's secretly sitting at home calculating how many premium monster organs he can buy before bedtime. Then a rich idiot tries to have him murdered. Unfortunately for the rich idiot, sending assassins after this man is basically like sending two kindergarteners to mug a woodchipper. The assassins die, the evidence survives, the rich family implodes, fathers start slapping sons, sons start punching fathers, lawyers start panicking, politicians start sweating, and somehow our hero walks away with TWENTY MILLION credits, a stronger cultivation technique, two giant bear paws for dinner, and a very happy wife. At this point he's no longer cultivating. He's min-maxing MARRIAGE. And the scariest part? His wife is still training, which means tomorrow he'll probably wake up even stronger without doing anything except being an affectionate menace.